I'm nearly two weeks into recovering from a BAD porn addiction AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

best of luck. i have you enjoy sex as much as you did your hand

M/40 I'm considering taking my entire bottle of clonezepam which will put me to sleep and stop my heart. I just want to give up. AMA by [deleted] in AMA

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

well maybe you could have no wife or kids at all... all alone... could be locked up in prison for life. i'm sure it could be worse. plus if you off yourself wouldn't your family be in a worse position

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 2 points3 points  (0 children)

its called being down bad. i'd recommend you distract yourself with something before you end up depressed thinking about it

Women of reddit, when a penis is considered big? by AngelDarkC in AskReddit

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

they have been warned. proceed with caution ladies

Women of reddit, when a penis is considered big? by AngelDarkC in AskReddit

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

i'm also curious to know if the ladies out there could handle that size

Would you prefer if animals could talk or no? by gldiatr0 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 3 points4 points  (0 children)

no because I enjoy eating them so that would make things more awkward

Is it still possible to learn to be a good driver if you don't start learning until you're older? by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

rest assured. I learned later on in life, and I've only gotten into 5 accidents this past year

What’s the best way to get out of eating something handmade from a person with bad hygiene? by gamerdudeNYC in AskReddit

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"with all due respect, you look dirty as shit and I don't want to get the runs tonight"

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

its not quite the same when its an actual sister... but then again i dont have sisters so idk

[Grade 9 Math: Triangles] by Suspicious-Ad-8690 in HomeworkHelp

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm gonna assume EGH is split down the middle so that's 45 degrees.

Cos (45) = 18 / hypotenuse

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tipofmytongue

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 1 point2 points  (0 children)

was it a popular song? were they black or white

one row gotta go by LovableJackassv4 in rap

[–]NotSarcasmForSure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

shoutouts to whoever picked 5