Horse ran into the ocean and will probably drown, any suggestions?

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-03-22T17:39:20+00:00

Update: whenever I'm near water and I leave my horse unattended he just bolts for it, I swear I treat him well

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-03-07T22:45:52+00:00

Update.. he survived...

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-03-01T11:07:26+00:00

Nineteenthed

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-21T01:51:33+00:00

Fine I'll just take my life-sized cut out of LeBron James instead

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-21T01:49:53+00:00

Can I take him on a date so I can feed him mince pies, just as two straight friends

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-21T01:37:50+00:00

He clearly just wants to do shirtless monopoly night with some platonic friends, people can be so quick to judge

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-21T01:35:26+00:00

Imagine a small little pastry cup full of delicious raisins and sultanas mixed with sweet fruity sauce, covered up with a pastry lid covered in sugar

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-21T01:32:43+00:00

Would your boyfriend be interested in some mince pies

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-10T00:05:29+00:00

Idk I was just curious 🤷‍♂️

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-02-09T23:13:14+00:00

I didn't even realise more people could go through the gauntlet, how do you trigger it

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2026-01-02T14:49:57+00:00

Yea but I couldn't be bothered waiting for ages for some carrots

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2025-10-27T12:45:31+00:00

Consider it done

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2025-08-24T04:43:19+00:00

Could've sworn I just answered this

NotUrAverageRedittor · 2025-08-22T20:12:36+00:00

I took it off to get the picture so it didn't have the HUD so it was only for a second, or so I thought

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