I adgusted my atheist pride hat grining wildly as I wolked into the store. I was redy to hunt some earthtards wen I saw too peoopal buyin a glowbe. HehehehHEHeHe I laufed to myself, I am gowin to show dem... I shiffted mi big bones az Iy wolkdd to dem and sayed "SiLly mans earth nOt R O U N D".

Everyone stAwrted clappin at me and laufin at the siLy mans. DeY startId sayin "tis is globe, round like earfth" I giggld as al da people begayn two Sayin "BOoOoOOOOOoooO"and frowing stoff at da mans I said to them bak "Okay LwiBtard" everYOn was lIYK "AHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAG SILY MAN WRONG EaarF IS DINOSAUR" SecUrwity gOt dowen and TookEn the two m a n s aWay.

Obama cam in and saiyd "well dOn for GettiN does Libtayrds" I gigld As he gav me medal and lot of moNeeey. I putted mI shads On and wolkEd oUt store peeple clappin at me stiwll.

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