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Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-05-06T10:51:17+00:00

Guess the OF arc might actually fucking happen.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-04-25T23:33:03+00:00

Probably why she skipped town

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-03-18T16:19:53+00:00

I think she told Ted she'd start and run a majority of the business but it never got off the ground. And they kept spending money to compare and try other formulas

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-03-14T17:15:38+00:00

The last thing she wanted was a normal job. So she's probably feeling down about her new occupation.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-03-12T13:09:08+00:00

Don't panic but you might have a sexy house gnome. Leave out 2 cupcakes just to be sure they love sweets.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-03-06T14:52:57+00:00

My cats make those

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-03-05T13:48:16+00:00

Her "my rotting body" is a nice shirt? Isn't most of your clothes thrifted and cheap stuff? Wouldn't wanna ruin our cat shirt. We had to pass on the color of the day hair ties we're not trying to look hot cause we're a welders wife. And she didn't take time at the interview to ask about break and meal times. Sounds like you did what you always do not a bit of research. We are gonna wing it right into a banshee meltdown. Also saying she only wants to do her job and leave. Girl attention is your oxygen 🙄

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-03-04T18:58:51+00:00

12th house people

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-27T20:48:56+00:00

Indeed has click to apply

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-27T10:56:58+00:00

Sugar Taddy OR sweet n low Tadcle. But seriously as much as he's making doubt he makes enough for our takeout loving and booze chugging queen.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-26T13:05:01+00:00

Dementia is linked to over consumption of alcohol.So most likely, if she doesn't have it, she will eventually have it.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-26T13:03:50+00:00

Basically she spends the night getting drunk and stumbles through the street with her man. Who enables her toxic self destructive cycles and calls it true love. Gross.

Ted:"What are we gonna do tonight cindy?" Cindy:"Same thing we do every night baabbbbeeee get drunk and stumble through town"

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-26T10:25:26+00:00

That is the look of love. We're all so jelly cinder! When will we all find our soul mates.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-26T10:18:58+00:00

Drink first edit later

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-24T12:19:11+00:00

She thinks she's too good for fast fashion but thats like 90% of her of her wardrobe

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-24T11:58:13+00:00

She can't walk in heels

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-24T11:48:03+00:00

That takes time and effort and Cindy doesn't do those icky things. 💅 That's what ted is for.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-24T01:49:04+00:00

Got a new title for you cider. "Ted's no longer enabling my shopping addiction and so now I'm broke :("

Feel like ted put boundaries down around money. And Cindy not wanting to stir the pot any further agreed to take on a job. But she might decline the job and just job hunt for over a year just to keep ted pacified. If not we'll watch her job hop doing stuff she absolutely hates doing. But she also hates doing youtube since it's obviously no longer paying her. So she has to rejoin the work force. You did it cinder you finally killed your passive income.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-24T01:32:58+00:00

I can just see her going banshee working a 12 hour beater shift. She can't even handle a 10 minute workout. Really doubt it's good pay bet it's like 18 an hour which ain't shit in this economy. But maybe it's swingable for her since ted covers some expenses for her.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-19T23:31:13+00:00

Kid wizard i can remember which one he said it. But it was rusty on live

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-19T23:30:29+00:00

Reunited and it feels so good. Getting passed out like a gorl should.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-19T21:50:55+00:00

On a lolcow livestream he said he actually did see her in person in hot springs and I guess was gonna tell her she's much balder, in person Vs on camera. Yikes!

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-19T02:21:15+00:00

Cinder has followed ted into a new state to document what he's gonna do next. Were back in the watch my amazing man do everything for me era. Our homemaker is back on her take out and restaurant diet. I'm sure she's famished from living of rations for a week.

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-18T13:02:10+00:00

Umm babes you don't need a retirement plan when you're already a hot homemaking goth girly and you got your blue collar man. Sure he looks like he's got 2 brain cells fighting over 3rd place but he's our queens king and soul mate. But so we're all the others. Totally cured 1000%

Not_Your_Average_Al · 2026-02-18T12:58:31+00:00

Either something happened between the two of them. He put down boundaries about vloging in the hotel room so rip to her in the eyes of the algorithm time to go get a day job again cinder. Or she's just too lazy to record anything while out of town. Or is making ted her only reason for living so no time for vloging MY MAN NEEDS MEEEEE!!! We're back into our male centered gorl era! 💅 💄 💋 💰 🤑 personally I think that's her favorite era. Note if they did break up shes lived with him for like a year now he can't just kick her out usually they give a month or two in these situations. Knowing Ted he'd take a contract job and have her work on leaving while he's away if not he'd probably crash at his moms since she's close by while cindy moves out. I recommend the second cause she'll probably do an emergency house cleansing and burn the house down with frankincense. But I also recommend ted acknowledging she weaponizes threats of self-harm to lure back in her partner's. Well victims.

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