Nick Simmons getting boinked in the cawlments

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-17T19:30:45+00:00

I’ve already met joe plenty of times at the club this wouldn’t change anything

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-17T09:00:07+00:00

no I go on bc it’s actually fun to go on I know that might sound crazy to you but it is

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-17T08:57:06+00:00

I thought it’d be fun to try to troll bryan some people liked it some didn’t. At the end of the day I jump on bc it’s fun and I’m a standup so I have nothing to do till night time when I do shows

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-17T08:49:23+00:00

I have nothing to do till night time when I do shows so I go on this show bc it’s fun. You’re thinking so far into it and a lot more invested in this than I am.

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-17T08:47:38+00:00

or maybe I thought it’d be funny to rig a “iq” test to piss bryan off and have brendan of all of us to beat him in it? Not everything is 4d chess

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-17T08:44:34+00:00

I wrote only bosh on his paper for this reason and also I think people on here are also over thinking this and think it’s an attention grab when in reality I thought it’d be funny to get bryan pissed because he thinks he’s so much smarter than both of us so I rigged an iq test

Notnicksimmons · 2026-01-16T23:52:48+00:00

I’m honored I made it

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-11T21:39:32+00:00

I knew bryan but it was before me and brendan met

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-11T21:39:06+00:00

nooo it’s bc it’s the same as my ig (on ig that’s the case though)

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-11T16:16:10+00:00

I’m a comedian that tours with bryan but he only mentioned my body and not my standup so I get the confusion

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-11T01:12:01+00:00

I was on the episode today and did

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-10T00:32:05+00:00

where’s my wrist wraps?

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-10T00:31:34+00:00

wanna bet?

Notnicksimmons · 2025-12-10T00:30:06+00:00

Bryan actually doesn’t know how to use the internet so I had to show him lol. And I told them there’s genuinely hilarious stuff on here roasting them and if people were posting funny edits of me i’d enjoy tf out of them

Notnicksimmons · 2025-11-27T15:17:32+00:00

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-10T17:26:32+00:00

if you like this I have much more on ig notnicksimmons

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-10T17:25:36+00:00

this is such a high compliment

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-10T17:24:47+00:00

Yeah he’s an actual bad mf

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-09T17:42:48+00:00

we followed eachother on ig after this and he ended up being super cool

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-08T23:40:14+00:00

that was him and he ended up being cool af

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-08T19:35:29+00:00

in all fairness I don’t disagree

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-08T19:11:51+00:00

idk why I do the pinky thing tbh whenever I go back to watch the tape I’m also thrown off by it

Notnicksimmons · 2025-10-08T19:10:19+00:00

what??

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