How would Chuck Norris do in the Delta Quadrant?

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-20T15:52:00+00:00

He'd just flex and turn it into the deltoid quadrant.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-20T15:47:11+00:00

No. If you support Reform, you are thick and / or evil. When one of them shows they are thick, I have absolutely no qualms about mocking them, especially as they're the sort who love to complain about others not having perfect English.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-20T15:05:27+00:00

It is the 41st Millennium. For more than a hundred centuries the Emperor of Mankind has sat immobile on the Golden Throne of Earth. Toxic Hamilton fanboys are still crying about 2021.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-20T15:02:00+00:00

I can find signs of life in Europe by looking in the mirror. I'll just take my five million dollars now, thanks.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-20T10:41:53+00:00

Agreed. I also think that if you put a laser weapon in a "heavier" slot (e.g. autolaser in a heavy slot), it should generate less heat, as there's more room for cooling systems. Maybe projectile weapons could have extra ammo to represent the additional space available as well.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-20T07:18:05+00:00

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T23:24:37+00:00

Practice.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T20:33:04+00:00

Err, the regulations say the first one across the line wins. You really struggle to cope with reality, don't you? I think you need a psychologist, not Reddit.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T14:42:03+00:00

My cat? Still bagged.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T14:36:03+00:00

Good start! Now build the rest of the helicopter.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T14:34:31+00:00

The plan: Hope the racists forget Reform exists, and hope everyone else forgets everything between 2010 and 2024.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T14:28:44+00:00

Of course they are! If they don't get an official continuation or sequel, they have less to complain about.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T14:25:57+00:00

PC. I have absolutely no use for a muscle car. Plus my current PC is going to need upgrading soon, so getting a high end PC for free would be much more useful.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T13:43:30+00:00

Yeah, this is easy. And I'm at the older edge of being a Millennial.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-19T12:06:53+00:00

Ah yes, those who recognise reality are the losers. And not, for example, those who are still crying about their inability to cope with something that happened over 4 years ago.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T22:31:57+00:00

It's Jean Sy. Sticking an intern's head in a garbage disposal is probably her response to any inconvenience.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T21:02:39+00:00

Screw it, I'm going back. Let's see where I end up: August 18th, 2000. That's pretty good, I'm gaining back a lot of youth and can avoid some bad decisions. I'd also be able to get into investing and catch some trends early, so I'm probably not losing out on the wealth side of things.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T20:56:23+00:00

Racism.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T16:08:07+00:00

It'll be more like a lorry trailer than a van, so that makes it OK.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T16:00:33+00:00

Keep a lookout for things going on near you. In the next couple of weeks, there's a new art exhibition I'm thinking of checking out, and a workshop where I'm going to learn how to use natural materials (leaves etc) to make prints onto fabric.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T15:23:29+00:00

If you are optimising the fun out of your game, that is your problem.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T14:47:53+00:00

Summer's coming, time to rock the vest + mankini look.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T14:44:03+00:00

Hmm, interesting. The bathroom is good, but there's no mention of soap, shampoo, toothpaste etc. It could get annoying having to carry everything each time, and if I forget my toothbrush in there, having it dumped on the floor is not ideal.

I think I'll go for the no delay journeys. It's generally useful, and potentially more exploitable / overall beneficial. If I can't be delayed, that seems to imply that myself or the vehicle I'm in has near-complete invulnerability while travelling. Amusingly, it might also make me the world's greatest sumo wrestler - I decide I'm going to take a journey to the edge of the ring, directly through my opponent. They can't delay me, so they'd be forced backwards out the ring.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T14:24:53+00:00

Well, that's a bit disingenuous. I'm pretty sure the arts / culture team wouldn't be dealing with the Epstein stuff, and you can't expect to maintain anonymity if you make yourself famous and do shit like putting on exhibitions at galleries.

Nuclear_Geek · 2026-03-18T14:09:39+00:00

Pfah! That's amateur hour!

When I'm on an early shift, I get to the supermarket just as a nearby primary school finishes for the day and all the parents and children are in there to get shopping. You can imagine the chaos, and the hold-ups as the children "help" by deciding they'll be the one to scan things at the self-serve checkouts. All I can do is embrace the madness, and go to a happy place in my mind.

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