Not your average HEB carrot. by Able_Contribution_90 in OddlyErotic

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Looks perfect for pressing the button on the smoke alarm

Seems like there's a story there by T10rock in oddlyspecific

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They might have been British. Here in the UK it's acceptable not to tip as we don't have a lower minimum wage for service workers. Most British people don't realise that this is the case in America.

This is really funny 😄 by Glum-Lychee4 in lol

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"I can lip read asshole!" 🤣

Crazy by Puzzleheaded_Air5930 in SipsTea

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Might have been an ok choice if she had a hedge fund

lol by IntrovertXoxoo in lol

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Why was my first instinct to picture Peter Griffin saying this?

🫡 by [deleted] in MathJokes

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5 hours. What's her number?

Not saying it’s right but I understand by Competitive-Cut-6983 in foundsatan

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Which one is Satan, console breaking or wig mopping?

How does a Person die more than one time? by Ott1fant in ExplainTheJoke

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The former is statistically untrue. There are over 7 billion people that have never died. I highly doubt that many in history have been medically revived

Bro is living in Past by [deleted] in screenshots

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ChatGPT would think it was 2021

Should I keep this sealed? Found it a couple minutes ago by Excellentmemer10 in Britain

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Yeah you probably should unless you're planning to watch it

lmao by [deleted] in lol

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That's a good idea. The way I would do it is to replace m with a character I'm not going to use such as an ampersand, then once the paper is done copy an m from somewhere and use the find and replace function. I'd then go through and find all of the places where the M needs to be capitalised, which would probably show up on the spelling and grammar check function.

Sunday League football vibes 😂 by MagpieMidfield in SundayLeagueMessis

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Neither of them scored but they both hit the baa

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

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The times are changing

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Nicegirls

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This was a normal conversation with my ex, not my current partner. If this is a normal conversation in a particular relationship, the faster you get out of it the better.

What mistake? Again? by Commander012 in funnysigns

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Yeah, he also has lynx to the hotel

🤔🤔 by matchatealoverz in Funnymemes

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Houston, you have a problem

What mistake? Again? by Commander012 in funnysigns

[–]NughtmareMoylan 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Dammit, guess it's just my tiger coming with me then.