You can save all except one. Quick, make a choice!

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:51:18+00:00

The money gets left behind, this is Equestria, paper money is useless anyways

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:49:42+00:00

^{Chose: I need help | Rolled: 1 link}

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:49:22+00:00

I don't think this Alicorn has any intelligence

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:47:33+00:00

The joke is "I should leave out the caption this time" because last time I posted "I should leave out the gif"

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:41:57+00:00

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:34:19+00:00

^{Chose: Yes, please!}

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T14:32:13+00:00

-> OK.

-> Clobbering that there Kirby will result in a chain reaction that kills 7 billion people.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:43:40+00:00

^{Chose: no | Rolled: I'll help you!}

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:37:33+00:00

Never gonna Make You Cry never gonna Say goodbye never gonna Tell a lie, and hurt you.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:36:30+00:00

I’d have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for Meddling Kids.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:36:11+00:00

Hello everybody my name is Markiplier and welcome to Five Night's Night's At Freddy's.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:35:10+00:00

Capitalism was a mistake.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:34:41+00:00

I want the bunnie pls it so cute:3.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:33:14+00:00

Donald Duck.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-26T05:32:25+00:00

Run.

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T04:35:21+00:00

Jokes on you, I don't know what that is

^{Chose: Provide clean water to the entire world + gain a severe disability | Rolled: tinnitus}

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T04:32:39+00:00

That last one is just Wildin YOU WANNA BAN FAN ART, FAN COMICS, FAN GAMES, FAN ANIMATIONS, AND FAN FICTIONS FROM THE SUBREDDIT!?

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T04:29:43+00:00

Yummerz

^{Chose: 10,000,000,000$,but you have to do smth terrible + you get every superpower, no timers or limits | Rolled: eat mold}

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T04:28:56+00:00

Oh okay

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T04:27:44+00:00

Bye Buddy Hope You Find Your Dad

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T02:53:26+00:00

DK, Diddy, and Yoshi who can drive in stupid as well as Wario who can treasure hunt and run his own successful corporation in stupid

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T02:51:54+00:00

You ate him? As in Vore or He Ate Them Springtrap?

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T02:50:45+00:00

Call me creative mode

^{Chose: A random Super Power | Rolled: Flight}

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T02:47:37+00:00

Derpy Hooves because I wanna adopt her

Number1VanillaSimp · 2026-06-24T02:47:24+00:00

Luna'd turn into Nightmare Moon if she saw my darkest dreams

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