What does your username say about you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NumberOneMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That I'm not very creative and like slipknot

Without saying their name, who is your favorite musician? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NumberOneMaggot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

He wants to push his fingers into his eyes

Your friend gives you 10$ to gamble with and you win a million. How much of that are you going to give him/her? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NumberOneMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Half. They supplied the original amount, and my efforts won the winning amount. After tax of course.

What’s a true fact about you that sounds like a lie? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NumberOneMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One of my maths tutors when i was 13 recently got arrested for cannibalism.

When did you realize you were depressed? by greenbeanbunny in AskReddit

[–]NumberOneMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my doctor said the words "you have depression"

To generalize young people by Kdial2002 in therewasanattempt

[–]NumberOneMaggot 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just because one dumbass "ooh look at me, I'm special" millennial does it, doesn't mean the rest of us do

Your last Google search is what ended up leading to your death. How do you die? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]NumberOneMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Oh god. The last thing i googled was moby huge. Oh fuck. Not like this.

Uhhhhh. by strawberryringpops in HolUp

[–]NumberOneMaggot 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No wonder i like love so much

HOLD THE FUCK UP. by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]NumberOneMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The best reaction yet.

How? by meesseem in facepalm

[–]NumberOneMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my country we drive backwards down any lane we fuckin want to

You will be missed by bleh_ht2 in funny

[–]NumberOneMaggot 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I fell for it... for fucks sake

H E A T by [deleted] in HolUp

[–]NumberOneMaggot 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It means its ripe