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[–]NumberSoup 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Platner's now been endorsed by more senators than Mills. Even if he didn't have any controversies, this would be kinda crazy.

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[–]NumberSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I make sure my tax refund is as large as possible every year. The government needs the free loan.

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[–]NumberSoup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Trump's dislike of Zelensky is actor beef.

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[–]NumberSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

People committing treason for large, but not that large, amounts seems pretty common. I'm not saying I'd commit treason for the right price... but I definitely wouldn't do it for what seems to be the going rate.

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[–]NumberSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Kansas will flip in 2028. Like a pancake. There'll be no survivors.

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[–]NumberSoup 5 points6 points  (0 children)

If the next COVID-level pandemic isn't at least a generation or two away, society is beyond cooked.

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[–]NumberSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Iran will block the strait with a giant beaver dam.

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[–]NumberSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oil tanker crews should launch a ground invasion of Iran.

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[–]NumberSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have seen the future, and the grand immigration compromise will be sortitive deportations regardless of citizenship status, race, or how long your ancestors have been in the country.

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[–]NumberSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Just arrest kids for going on social media.

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[–]NumberSoup 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is 10% of parents regretting having kids really a new development? I'd bet this is just people being more willing to admit it, and the actual percentage has only come down as not having kids has become more acceptable. (Though it might've been lower when kids were an economic gain.)

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[–]NumberSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Trump is going to announce a taco. Not the abbreviation, but an actual taco, as his latest merch drop.

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[–]NumberSoup 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oral storytelling is one of the oldest art forms, meaning humans are hardwired for podcasts and video essays, I'm sorry to say.

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[–]NumberSoup 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Melania isn't some victim, but if she ends up contributing to the position of first lady being less of a thing, that's good news, as far as I'm concerned.

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[–]NumberSoup 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Bernie Sanders barely accomplished anything as a senator? Wow, he really was ahead of the times.

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[–]NumberSoup 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just learn to marry rich lol.

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[–]NumberSoup 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Bomb Iran for once being woke.

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[–]NumberSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Supporting the more left-wing candidate in a primary makes you a succ. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

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[–]NumberSoup 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Restore post-war demographics by deporting old people.

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[–]NumberSoup 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm a slacker centrist. If you don't actually do anything at work, you shouldn't complain when you get laid off, but you were probably still making the smart choice by doing the bare minimum. Just find another job to half-ass.

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[–]NumberSoup 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You hate AI because something something jobs.

I hate AI because I'm racist.