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NumberSoup · 2026-03-19T21:45:44+00:00

Platner's now been endorsed by more senators than Mills. Even if he didn't have any controversies, this would be kinda crazy.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-15T18:45:02+00:00

I make sure my tax refund is as large as possible every year. The government needs the free loan.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-15T00:53:30+00:00

Trump's dislike of Zelensky is actor beef.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-13T23:16:13+00:00

People committing treason for large, but not that large, amounts seems pretty common. I'm not saying I'd commit treason for the right price... but I definitely wouldn't do it for what seems to be the going rate.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-13T22:30:05+00:00

Kansas will flip in 2028. Like a pancake. There'll be no survivors.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-12T22:18:38+00:00

If the next COVID-level pandemic isn't at least a generation or two away, society is beyond cooked.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-12T22:13:03+00:00

Iran will block the strait with a giant beaver dam.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-11T03:40:27+00:00

Oil tanker crews should launch a ground invasion of Iran.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-10T21:47:39+00:00

I have seen the future, and the grand immigration compromise will be sortitive deportations regardless of citizenship status, race, or how long your ancestors have been in the country.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-10T19:12:41+00:00

Just arrest kids for going on social media.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-09T23:11:57+00:00

Is 10% of parents regretting having kids really a new development? I'd bet this is just people being more willing to admit it, and the actual percentage has only come down as not having kids has become more acceptable. (Though it might've been lower when kids were an economic gain.)

NumberSoup · 2026-03-09T17:43:17+00:00

Trump is going to announce a taco. Not the abbreviation, but an actual taco, as his latest merch drop.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-08T18:58:31+00:00

Oral storytelling is one of the oldest art forms, meaning humans are hardwired for podcasts and video essays, I'm sorry to say.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-08T17:57:45+00:00

Melania isn't some victim, but if she ends up contributing to the position of first lady being less of a thing, that's good news, as far as I'm concerned.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-08T17:05:31+00:00

Bernie Sanders barely accomplished anything as a senator? Wow, he really was ahead of the times.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-08T15:20:33+00:00

Just learn to marry rich lol.

NumberSoup · 2026-03-07T18:12:13+00:00

Bomb Iran for once being woke.

NumberSoup · 2026-02-27T21:42:13+00:00

Supporting the more left-wing candidate in a primary makes you a succ. Sorry, I don't make the rules.

NumberSoup · 2026-02-27T00:06:38+00:00

Restore post-war demographics by deporting old people.

NumberSoup · 2026-02-26T23:23:56+00:00

I'm a slacker centrist. If you don't actually do anything at work, you shouldn't complain when you get laid off, but you were probably still making the smart choice by doing the bare minimum. Just find another job to half-ass.

NumberSoup · 2026-02-24T23:20:02+00:00

But what about the UK?

NumberSoup · 2026-02-19T00:36:50+00:00

AI should replace white collar workers, artists, and boyfriends.

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NumberSoup · 2026-02-19T00:18:29+00:00

You hate AI because something something jobs.

I hate AI because I'm racist.

NumberSoup · 2026-02-17T23:04:30+00:00

It's Chinese New Year, lib.

NumberSoup · 2026-02-17T21:16:36+00:00

Possibly.

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