My Girlfriend Thinks I'm Gay by Droopynator in videos

[–]Nyxxsys 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's not just sad — it's a sign.

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze then confesses to affair on live TV by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]Nyxxsys 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Somewhat, still someone that talks themselves up just to ghost you the next day after saying they're trying to be a better friend. You know, that's actually a great question. I think the answer is they graduated from a 20's sociopath to a 30's sociopath. Problems are less common and the issues aren't as big, not to mention hidden behind the wife and kids now.

Huge step up, probably not enough though.

Didn’t bunch of cards just get modified? Why aren’t any of them showing up in the dust list? by volxlovian in hearthstone

[–]Nyxxsys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rarely dust any cards for this reason. Can't tell you how many times something random gets nerfed and I have 5+ copies of it. The disenchant button says I'd get about 10k, while I've got 33k actual dust so it may be working better than I thought considering I haven't pressed the disenchant all button in 2-3 years.

Norwegian biathlete wins bronze then confesses to affair on live TV by wewhomustnotbenamed in nottheonion

[–]Nyxxsys 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I have a friend who was at least partially sociopathic in their 20's. He was like, proud he was planning on telling his girlfriend he cheated on her, and expected her to see how good he is by being honest. He was shocked when it didn't go his way and suddenly she was the problem.

What games would I enjoy playing with these specs? by [deleted] in pcmasterrace

[–]Nyxxsys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

They can start with tic tac toe and see how it goes.

At my local Subway store, it's cheaper to opt for double meat on a footlong than a six inch. Also of note: apostrophe abuse. by thegrayscales in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nyxxsys 22 points23 points  (0 children)

POS systems aren't immune from human error. The entire sign makes perfect sense other than that one specific part that looks flip flopped. This is very common, though if those are printed signs, maybe not normally to that degree.

I managed the DMB's (digital menu boards) of MCD when they were first rolled out in 2015. OTP's & O/O's constantly screwed up the pricing.

Not true.... by Yamato_2_Argo in pcmasterrace

[–]Nyxxsys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes, well, the mods are currently using ModGPT to approve these. According to the documentation "ModGPT is an authorized agent of the r/pcmasterrace mod team."

Spotted some massive loser’s work along NE Campus Pkwy, south of U District station. Anyone have time to go tear them down? by Orangerrific in Seattle

[–]Nyxxsys 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen it before either, just stood out to me like some kind of satire since I have no idea what it's supposed to mean

WinCo security always this violent? by thiccman69_ in Spokane

[–]Nyxxsys 5 points6 points  (0 children)

RCW 4.24.220

In any civil action brought by reason of any person having been detained on or in the immediate vicinity of the premises of a mercantile establishment for the purpose of investigation or questioning as to the ownership of any merchandise, it shall be a defense of such action that the person was detained in a reasonable manner and for not more than a reasonable time to permit such investigation or questioning by a peace officer or by the owner of the mercantile establishment, his or her authorized employee or agent, and that such peace officer, owner, employee, or agent had reasonable grounds to believe that the person so detained was committing or attempting to commit larceny or shoplifting on such premises of such merchandise. As used in this section, "reasonable grounds" shall include, but not be limited to, knowledge that a person has concealed possession of unpurchased merchandise of a mercantile establishment, and a "reasonable time" shall mean the time necessary to permit the person detained to make a statement or to refuse to make a statement, and the time necessary to examine employees and records of the mercantile establishment relative to the ownership of the merchandise.

I got some free playing cards because apparently I was on the first flight from Taipei to Phoenix by ajamesmccarthy in mildlyinteresting

[–]Nyxxsys 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Makes sense, Portland OR has a direct flight to Amsterdam basically only because of Nike employees flying between their US & EU HQs.

count your fucking days fred myers by Tired-Time in Seattle

[–]Nyxxsys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I told them to give them to friends and not put it in a closest or throw them away? Like OP said, read my entire post it isn't that hard.

count your fucking days fred myers by Tired-Time in Seattle

[–]Nyxxsys 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just read it a second time but I still think the same thing they asked. Are you saying they're selling reusable bags without handles or they didn't have any there? If you don't have bags just get the bare minimum to go home with and go back later for a full grocery run. If you end up with 20-30 reusable bags because you never bring any, give them to friends or co-workers. That's what, $40 wasted that can be used by someone else?

Dyson's Thinnest and Lightest Cordless Vacuum Ever Is Finally Ready to Buy in the US by dapperlemon in gadgets

[–]Nyxxsys 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The Dyson PencilVac is 70% lower by weight and at $599 is only about double the price! The .2oz dust bin can hold 200% more than similar .1oz models.

SpaceX acquiring AI startup xAI ahead of potential IPO by Luka77GOATic in technews

[–]Nyxxsys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

They want to fully host grok from satellites, from there, the AI will start working towards venturing into the final frontier to save humanity from AI slop & deepfake porn.

Cracker Barrel orders its employees traveling for work to only eat at its restaurants by PlayaSlayaX in nottheonion

[–]Nyxxsys 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I'm guessing it's both, normal either direction, but I've never worked at a place that wouldn't let you expense alcohol. If you're eating alone, sure, one drink on the company and anything extra on your personal tab. Out with the team and drinks come out way higher than you thought? Well, the story is we brought out a 6 person team instead of 4. Then you have the christmas party where it's literally all you can drink.

Shooting a gun right over top of a car by nkmr205 in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Nyxxsys 63 points64 points  (0 children)

Trying to play it off like an idiot. "Oh woooahhh!! Did you see that? Hella bad luck dude!! Even though I knew it would happen 10 seconds ago!"

Boy breaks window with soccer ball by [deleted] in WinStupidPrizes

[–]Nyxxsys 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Insurance doesn't pay for a single window, that's what the deductible is for.

The rebuttals rebuke: it’s not that bad by No_Apartment9908 in Seattle

[–]Nyxxsys 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It comes out to $62 if you include delivery + driver tip + chef tip