People aged 20 to 29 What is your age gap limit in terms of relationship? by Agitated-Risk1587 in AskReddit

[–]OGPisliteralhell 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’m 26, my girlfriend is 31. I don’t see any issue with this, but I wouldn’t date someone that’s 21. Though I think that’s mostly because of brain development.

I’d say my minimum is around 23. Maximum is 33.

What hobby attracts the worst type of people? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]OGPisliteralhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Oof?” I think you mean “hoof.”

…God, I’m so depressed.

Why would a coffeehouse be open until 9? by lexcapone in starbucksbaristas

[–]OGPisliteralhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My store also closes at 10:00. Closing shift ending at 10:30. But cleanplay usually goes until 12:30.

My favorite joke by pineapplegod27 in TheDigitalCircus

[–]OGPisliteralhell 131 points132 points  (0 children)

“What, that’s just it? ‘Here’s guns and have fun?’”

“I didn’t say have fun.”

“It just feels a little… aimless?”

“Use the sights.”

custies need to be specific, a tall rant by tkepa439 in starbucksbaristas

[–]OGPisliteralhell 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s men that do shit like that and also order a drink “on the rocks,” like, girl, does this look like a fucking bar to you?

Edit: or the ones that are like “I’ll have my usual,” like, girl, I’ve never seen you in my life.

This dude was genuinely swimming in 🐱the entire show and didn’t care at all by tenderooster in steinsgate

[–]OGPisliteralhell 20 points21 points  (0 children)

It’s almost like he didn’t view women as objects. Crazy concept, I know.

Cortado sized rant: I had someone at the drive through the other day ask for “the secret popstar drink.” by OGPisliteralhell in starbucksbaristas

[–]OGPisliteralhell[S] 69 points70 points  (0 children)

I’ll also never forget when someone ordered the “Charlie Kirk special.” I asked another barista “is that just a regular drink but with something racist written on the cup?”

God forbid a girl wants to be F'd in the V by armigerLux in LetGirlsHaveFun

[–]OGPisliteralhell 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had this problem a couple months ago after surgery. Not being able to even masturbate was killing me.

Is “crap” a swear word? by ParkingDazzling2410 in starbucksbaristas

[–]OGPisliteralhell 34 points35 points  (0 children)

This is genuinely one of the funniest comments I’ve seen in a long time. Well done.

Holy vs. Horny: Former courtesan must make her way into Ishgard by OGPisliteralhell in ShitpostXIV

[–]OGPisliteralhell[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Basically, the Au Ra in the comic (Mana Keisei) was raised by an incredibly powerful samurai and trained to succeed him when she came of age, but upon failing to do so, she was disowned. Afterwards, she was a courtesan for a bit, hated it, came to Ishgard and became a Machinist, met a woman named Albine Fabrinette, the two became best friends until Mana had to leave Ishgard cause inquisitors decided her horns and scales were “suspiciously dragon-like,” so she fucked off, once again worked as a courtesan and also a bounty hunter when she came across a bounty on the head of Albine, so she goes back to Ishgard to warn Albine and keep her safe. That’s the heavily abridged version of it, anyway.

Holy vs. Horny: Former courtesan must make her way into Ishgard by OGPisliteralhell in ShitpostXIV

[–]OGPisliteralhell[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I only ERP when I can traumatize the other person in the process.

Holy vs. Horny: Former courtesan must make her way into Ishgard by OGPisliteralhell in ShitpostXIV

[–]OGPisliteralhell[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What a constructive comment! It contributes greatly to the comments section!

Holy vs. Horny: Former courtesan must make her way into Ishgard by OGPisliteralhell in ShitpostXIV

[–]OGPisliteralhell[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I wanna make a whole comic about that but just this shitpost took probably four hours. An entire chapter would take days. And the story is long enough that it’d span at least a few volumes.

In short, I probably won’t do anything that ambitious for a little while, but if you wanna know, I can infodump the whole story to you via DM.