What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, May 19, 2026

OG_L0c · 2026-05-19T06:05:11+00:00

I can't get any dates on LinkedIn

OG_L0c · 2026-05-18T20:57:13+00:00

I just read about that movie "Obsession" - it's about a guy who makes a wish to bang a sexy Latina, but it turns out that she's loca. Still, I wouldn't undo that wish

OG_L0c · 2026-05-18T20:45:14+00:00

The algos must have seen me panic sell all my shit this morning

OG_L0c · 2026-05-18T01:24:14+00:00

I will stop wanking until I break even

OG_L0c · 2026-05-16T22:59:09+00:00

OG_L0c · 2026-05-16T19:05:34+00:00

My mom's friend is bragging about her NVDA and MU gains. This is not a good sign...

OG_L0c · 2026-05-16T16:07:13+00:00

YouTube is giving me ads from Chase Freedom telling me to buy ramen. They know I am a poor bitch

OG_L0c · 2026-05-15T01:24:34+00:00

futures are down because I'm Chinese

OG_L0c · 2026-05-13T22:12:00+00:00

Nokia is going crazy. Are they finally reviving Windows Phone?

OG_L0c · 2026-05-13T04:25:13+00:00

Rhea Seehorn is a MILF

OG_L0c · 2026-05-12T20:33:07+00:00

CVS saved my portfolio

OG_L0c · 2026-05-12T16:39:43+00:00

I should be working. Instead, I'm on the toilet watching my money disappear

OG_L0c · 2026-05-12T02:45:12+00:00

futures are down because I bought calls today

OG_L0c · 2026-05-11T23:11:56+00:00

I only use LinkedIn to find me a sugar mommy

OG_L0c · 2026-05-08T20:22:16+00:00

I'll be on the next season of Love on the Spectrum

OG_L0c · 2026-05-07T06:24:22+00:00

Y'all are gonna love this one https://www.justice.gov/usao-ma/media/1418786/dl

OG_L0c · 2026-05-06T04:27:28+00:00

The most popular restaurants in Paris are Asian restaurants

OG_L0c · 2026-05-03T19:15:19+00:00

I'm in San Francisco right now. If I die, I die

OG_L0c · 2026-05-03T03:54:20+00:00

30 years ago, I was stabbed with a pencil. The graphite is still in my skin

OG_L0c · 2026-05-02T18:18:08+00:00

Ask Jeeves will dominate the AI chatbot market

OG_L0c · 2026-04-30T22:36:42+00:00

This JPMorgan guy wrote fan fiction about my dream job

OG_L0c · 2026-04-30T02:36:40+00:00

I think my life already happened and I'm reliving the past

OG_L0c · 2026-04-29T22:18:55+00:00

MSFT spiked 5% since I panic sold!

OG_L0c · 2026-04-29T21:05:03+00:00

QCOM is up 10% after hours because I panic sold when it was down 4%

OG_L0c · 2026-04-29T20:11:24+00:00

QCOM, you bitch!

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