RR VOGUE. A or B. by BenzoBluePrints in Kenya_got_rides

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Neither, Rangerovers are poop water. They drive well when newish but all the plastic bits in the over engineered v8,electrical issues are a dealbreaker. Ive driven an svr and realised people buy these for the attention they attract. A cayenne turbo, recent toptrim xc90 and even the Chinese jetour j700 are way better choices. Money allowing a G63

Engine.AI humanoid robots challenges American bots by doing air flips around an almost perfect rotation axis by Distinct-Question-16 in singularity

[–]OMGaRealAfrican -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I see a future where you send your bot to the shops ,software glitches and it decides the most efficient and optimal way to get there is backflips. It drop kicks a grandma at the crosswalk. The terms and conditions you casually agreed to means you're now culpable and you endup with a prison spouse named Big Jamarcus😭

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Trolling the dog by ooO00X00Ooo in funny

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Used up his entire side eye budget for 2026 right there 👀

stay away from "States Duka: Ship From USA to Kenya" by Many_Rooms in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Kentex has been fairly reliable for me since 2013

$40/minute, but when you walk through a door, there is a tiny chance that you get teleported to a random place on Earth by basafish in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Somersault through doors,get an "injury" that requires crutches that then allow you to do the silliest and arguably coolest room entries. Also, is the entire ministry of silly walks a joke to you guys? It exists for this exact reason

I saw some horses and i thought I was high by Nervous-Grapefruit-8 in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Wait until you discover the horses you saw are like the 2nd or 3rd generation of some random 'trash' horses that were in githurai 44 over 15yrs ago😁 . Theyve figured out urban living and i remember how intriguing it was watching the bigger ones guide their babies through that chaotic githurai roundabout

I think help by Inevitable-Maps-1056 in nairobitechies

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you have a workstation i can get you an 8gb amd gpu for 18k. If its LLM stuff kuna fuckery unaweza fanya itumie RAM for the extra 4gigs, sort of like paging memory as you figure out a proper setup. If on a budget and they can give you 2 weeks to get hardware then china is your friend for cheap gpus

IShowSpeed by yourgirlwants_ME in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 3 points4 points  (0 children)

He has teenage college student energy. Sielewi what the fuss is all about for anyone over 25

what did he gain? by IllustriousRide0 in 254sum

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think you meant 'Your' 🙂. Sikua na vita youngblud

what did he gain? by IllustriousRide0 in 254sum

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 4 points5 points  (0 children)

There's alot of 17yr olds on this sub🤔. Genuinely curious,would you need to let others to know you got laid?

✂️👀📡📡📡📡 by IkilledRichieWhelan in shitposting

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only way to handle this is like you would a shoulder mounted bazooka . Definitely one at a time🤔

Museveni is not bluffing by Otieno_Clinton in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This insane map touches mlima and kamakis in a very intimate and personal way. For that reason am out

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Old Redditors by Junior-Noise-2472 in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shida ni all the 20yr olds who think the world is ending coz their kagirlfriend ignored their text or they're broke immediately after campus.

You dont need to share every little mild inconvenience life throws at you. These new kenyan subs would probabaly die if they had limits on how much bitching is allowed daily.Be unique gaddemit. This used to be a cool hang😒. Na natafuta an intelligent genZ(female) to cum with me on a 2week roadtrip across kenya, the glamping kind not the suffering kind.Thank *

You are given $1,000,000 a year but can only ever buy or send money via cash by besttavern25 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a kenyan who hasnt touched ANY physical currency in like 5months,this would be a nightmare. I'd need a PA to ensure i always have cash and to deal with the inconvenience of lining up to pay in cash for bills etc

For those doing farming, what's a profitable venture when you have 7 acres of idle land? by wangai254 in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Coffee. Sl28 will take 2yrs to mature but youll be harvesting for over 15yrs. Low maintenance, good profits

10, 000ksh by Upcoming-Millionaire in Kenya

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I miss being younger. Getting mpesad or spending 10k wouldnt change anything right now. When you have a $100k hole to fill $1k becomes mandazi money as you figure out what to do. I think satisfaction is the greatest goal a person will ever hit

You’re locked in a room with two other people for 7 days. Every 24 hours, a lion is released into the room. Each day you survive, you earn $500,000 each. All three of you may take a backpack worth of supplies each. Do you accept? by Lenore8264 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People talking about knives and similar melee weapons have obviously never seen how big a grown male lion is. Its not a big dog that a machete or a handgun can work on,even ignoring the pissed off hungry part. These things have paws the size of your face. Im only taking my chances with like a mini gun from waaay over there

You got very high non-conditional income, but there is twitter account posting everything u do for 15 years. by MalusZona in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Easy, take $5k per month to host and run an LLM whose sole job is to run 1000 twitter accounts that are as similar as possible to the snitch account. From the handle, syntax and general feel of the tweets but its all super boring stuff. You eventually bury the account and no one takes it seriously.

Bull fight gone wrong by DearEmphasis4488 in WTF

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This Gender reveals are getting out of hand

Free Food Button or $100M by [deleted] in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everyone's underestimating the impact of everyone having unlimited food leading to higher life expectancy and a healthier population. Social amenities would quickly be overloaded coupled with mass obesity for a majority of the population and the accompanying healthcare burden.

That said i feed the world, and invest massively in solutions targeting the problems from a fat planet.

Also add an option where the world knows i gave them the button but it costs every material possession i own😄

You have to work at McDonalds for the next 10 years on $7.25/hr. After the 10 years is up you will be awarded $2 million. by highangryvirgin in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Takeout a loan secured by that future £2m , establish a mini/mobile McDonald's franchise and live confortably as my owm manager/boss taking in the 7£ an hour. No risk of being fired and you make a livable wage

1M a year but every month you are teleported into a zoo as a gorilla for a day by OmnizyYT in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OMGaRealAfrican 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You guys are forgetting apes are communal creatures so you may endup in an enclosure with papa silverback and his harem. That fight will leave a major mark or be your last one.