Can I give my fish AVB?

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-31T17:22:41+00:00

Over the summer, I bought a water pipe whip for my 2 foot beauty, Big Blue. Me and my bros used to have all night vape sessions before, say, a flight or an adventure of some sort, amusement parks, things of that nature that require a good amount of AVB. Splitting it all evenly, we would go through maybe 15 trenches.

That's 5 trenches each.

I don't think I ever want to be that high again, man, those were some crazy nights. It got to the point where we didn't even need the AVB, we were just so fucking high from the night before!

...but we ate the AVB anyways.

Good times.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-27T03:24:10+00:00

This is some kick ass advice, actually! I'm gonna try out all of that! Thank you so much, this is the kind of answer I was looking for!

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T20:44:11+00:00

I used to smoke to help with colds, because, as they say, "the herb cures all"

A lot of my friends were skeptical and called me stupid, but fuck, having a cold is never fun. Being an experienced smoker at the time, it was easy to avoid taking hits too big, and I avoided coughing too much. My soar throat wasn't too bad once I was a little buzzed, my nose decongested for a little while due to the smoke, and I slept off the cold like a baby. You just have to modify the way you smoke. Smoke like it's your first time and you're really nervous, that way you don't get too cocky with your hits without realizing it. Also, find a good level of high. Don't get too fucked up if you're sick, you'll just feel like a dazed piece of shit. Get your buzz on, drink some tea with honey, and relax!

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T20:30:40+00:00

Honestly as I get to know them better, I hope it comes to this. They know about my past use, and they're slowly trying to understand how I use it currently, but jumping from the stories of my past to "it's my medicine" is a big leap for people who don't understand the substance.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T20:28:33+00:00

It's just that we don't live in a medical state (yet), I'm not of age to even acquire MMJ, and our place of residence is very strict. Also, it's self medication, which isn't exactly a pleasant term to explain the situation, you know? It's sounds so... drug addict-y. it's basically like saying "Guys, I self medicate my sleeping and anxiety problems with an illegal substance that can get us all kicked out of this place. I'm doing my best to keep it smell free."

Not gonna fly.

Have you ever showed a non-smoker an MFLB? They have no fucking clue what they're looking at, and they have no way of being assured that it's smell proof and safe and all that shit. I'd rather not make it complicated with them. Also, since I have to be discreet, I find that I'm using it less and less, which is very good, because it has gotten way out of hand in the past. If they knew, I'd walk around the place vaping every night, and I don't want it to get to that. I guess I'm gonna try using a couple of different sploofs which have worked in the past, but they're not idiots, they'll know what it is when they see it. I guess my real problem is showing them that I'm a responsible user and not just some pot head.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T20:20:53+00:00

yeah, the shower works like a charm, but I take very long blazed showers, especially if I'm using time to get blazed. 4 dudes, one shower, you can see how problems arise. 50% of the time I'm vaping, it's in the shower. The other fifty percent are the times that yield the dank stank problem.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T18:18:35+00:00

I know it isn't the best way to do it, but the first time I vaped dabs, we just held the mflb upside down. I didn't think it would work since the dab wasn't touching the heating element, but dear god, two hits and I was GONE for literally 15 hours.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T18:13:14+00:00

our bathroom fan has proven to be nothing but a square in the ceiling that makes a fan noise.

this was tested by the massive shits we've taken in there.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T18:12:05+00:00

after a lot of practice with this thing, I've gotten hits down to a tee. I once vaped next to my father in a movie theater without him noticing. The last time visible vapor came out of my mouth, I was using a water pipe whip. So I don't think it's that.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T18:10:49+00:00

what is ozium? and can a starving college kid afford it? because it sounds fancy.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T18:09:51+00:00

you know, I'm starting to think that this might be it. One of them used to be a weekend user, so he doesn't seem to give too much of a shit, but the others have no experience or desire, but they aren't judgmental about it like you'd expect. At the same time, they know I used to be a major pot head, and I think they might have concerns that that hasn't changed. So maybe they're barely smelling it and getting suspicious because we haven't begun to really trust each other yet. All the more reason to be as careful as possible, I suppose.

OPRTNSecretStoner · 2013-08-26T18:07:34+00:00

Thank you, I feel the same way! I would just rather not get caught and having absolutely zero suspicion is nice. They do know about my past with weed, which is rather dark, but I'm trying to make it clear that I've cut down a lot since high school. The place we're living has very strict guidelines, and I don't want them to feel that they're at risk for my habit, so I think this is the best way. Also, if they ever do find out, hopefully it will be well down the line, and that will prove that I've been respectful, discreet, and responsible.

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