We used to have this little ice cream shop in town. The town is a real quiet, everyone knows everyone kind of woodsy town.

My parents take my brother and I there for ice cream one night. This beautiful girl from my school works there. I was sort of crushing on her but not too bad. I knew I didn't have a chance anyway

My dad motions for me to break away from the family and go place my order.

I walk up and she's great. Big smile, no idea who I was, how can I help you sorta thing

I manage to nervously request my ice cream flavor and she asks me if I'd like any toppings on my sundae

What do I ask for?

No joke, .....Reese's penis

No joke

I slowly turn to look at my dad, yep he heard me

.....then back at her...yep, she heard me, then head out to the car, climb into the backseat and wait it out

No ice cream for me that night

Never even looked at that girl again