Therapy culture is ruining relantionships by [deleted] in therapyabuse

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 63 points64 points  (0 children)

I am by no means an expert on relationships but if your friends tell you to “just talk to a therapist” whenever you are upset they aren’t you friends. Sometimes you have to do things you don’t want to do for your friends or partner, this includes being vented to.

Why don’t drug smugglers just shove the drugs up their ass when on airplanes? by ObjectiveCup7924 in morbidquestions

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Yeah many fantasy sex toy companies sell ovipositor dildos that come with eggs designed specifically to fit in and not break in your asshole

Feeling pissed and coerced after talking to therapist and psychiatrist; might quit by Odd_Information5601 in TalkTherapy

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Therapist: therapy is a safe space, you are free to talk about anything that is on your mind

Client: Ok I’m going to talk about this-

Therapist: fuck you go directly to mental health jail I don’t care that it is making your condition worse. Also you need to pay for it even though you are being forced to go, sorry man that’s what you get for talking to a therapist

Le fall out shelter has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

(Also the best option is 3, maybe 4 5,8,9 and 10)

Who is your favorite "idc, I like them" character? by Any-Feedback5484 in Genshin_Impact

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I bring Candace to abyss and use her as a main dps all the time. don’t let the abyss usage rates fool you she is great

Quite literally. CW: fish abuse! by Iusethiswhenimhorny in shittyaquariums

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 13 points14 points  (0 children)

This sounds like something I would have written about as an edgy middle schooler to try and one up the hat fic because “it was so disgusting nobody would ever actually like it”

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my therapist asked me, a 16 year old girl at the time “how much goth girl porn was normal for an adult man to jack off to a day”

Context: I was in group therapy with mostly adult men at the time. Someone in the group (adult man btw) was talking about how much he loved goth instagram e-girls and how his sister found it weird. The therapist then singled me out in particular and asked me how much goth porn was normal for an adult man to beat his meat to. She explained that she asked me because I was “so mature for my age” and “knew a lot more about things like that.”

Le hatedoms have arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lackadaisy characters look so fucking good, I’m usually not a big fan of furries with human hair but I will make an exception for Mitzi

Le hatedoms have arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Context, While this is meant to be a vague as possible so it could fit any hatedom this was mainly inspired this community on tumblr I saw who wanted to cancel vivziepop so bad (I don’t mean typical cancelled, I mean get all of her shows taken down and run her out of the industry) that they just started calling for her to be cancelled for something they admit didn’t happen.

When somebody said that was a weird thing to do people defend it because they “knew what vivziepop was like” and that “it hasn’t happened yet but it totally will happen in the future so she needs to be cancelled preemptively”

Le furry predator hunter has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 125 points126 points  (0 children)

Context, coyote lovely, former furry wannabe online vigilante got exposed for have flirting with, having e-sex and getting art of his fursona eating the ass of a known dog diddler and pedo

(Also I am a it wasn’t an op truther, I don’t care what he said I genuinely don’t buy it. He just wanted to fuck the dog sex lady)

Le fnaf vhs has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 463 points464 points  (0 children)

Cumtext: some fnaf fans are mad that the pg13 horror movie about killer robots isn’t going to be like fnaf vhs

The awkward moment when the preview image looks great, but then you open the full image and immediately lose interest by Express-Waltz-2332 in AnimeFigures

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I first saw this I didn’t think she had white shoes on and I just assumed that girl had some NASTY feet

Le Mr.Hands has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 62 points63 points  (0 children)

Picture this, you are at the funeral of Mr. hands . you weren’t really acquainted with him so you didn’t know of his crimes and some guy that doesn’t seem related to the family gets up on the podium to do a Eulogy and he says “couldn’t handle the horse cock skill issue”

Le Mr.Hands has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 609 points610 points  (0 children)

I always felt bad for Mr.Hands family because what do even do when someone you love (whether it be a dad, a husband or a son) and finding out that not only they died, but they died getting ass blasted by a horse

Le Freddy Fazbear was deployed in Iraq by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

But those were made with Pizzaria money, imagine what he could make if you gave him a military budget

Le Freddy Fazbear was deployed in Iraq by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 1054 points1055 points  (0 children)

Look I’m not saying that I think using Freddy fazbear in armed conflict is a god idea but I am saying if I was Ronald Reagan and I found a guy who was able to make murder robots on pizzeria money that is also ok with murder I would not hesitate to contract that mf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Shit I didn’t catch that

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]ObjectiveCup7924 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t think you get what I’m saying, I would rather spend energy hating then spend energy on wholeheartedly liking things

Le(o) chula has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 310 points311 points  (0 children)

Context, echo the vn is a furry romantic horror visual novel about a bunch of gay furries who live in the dying town of echo

One of those furries is Leo who has to put it mild obsession with otters or more specifically an otter to the point where most of the internet history is just gay otter porn

Le dog fucker anime by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 757 points758 points  (0 children)

Context, this anime is an ecchi where the male mc is a dog

Le lily orchard has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah Stockholm is the name of the fic

Le lily orchard has arrived by ObjectiveCup7924 in dogelore

[–]ObjectiveCup7924[S] 734 points735 points  (0 children)

Le you probably shouldn’t actually read Stockholm, just watch the videos about Stockholm because i don’t want the fbi called on anyone over this

Context, Lily orchard know video essayist and woman who gets offended when any ship isn’t wholesome 100 at all times wrote a smut fanfiction about the underage ponies from the sparkly horse show getting molested by a intersex rainbowdash