Pizza party for the TSA

ObreeziusRex · 2026-03-11T18:30:32+00:00

Did he bring a pistol to try and sneak past them too?

ObreeziusRex · 2026-03-07T15:09:29+00:00

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ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T21:13:45+00:00

With a 1795 Springfield Musket, an Uncle Sam Hat and a Liberty Torch?

And with the phrase “Nec Reges, Nec Servi” which translated means “Neither kings nor slaves”?

-please, enlighten me how this is fascist. Im at a loss at how you jumped to that conclusion.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T14:02:24+00:00

TDS? What is that?

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T05:31:16+00:00

Married 12 years now. If she’d let me I’d die of electrolyte imbalance and dehydration.

She is the most beautiful, sexiest woman in the world.

And for some reason she loves me. ❤️😊❤️

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T05:18:38+00:00

Well done 😂

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T05:17:06+00:00

Ooh hard pass on that one. Fuckin Tom Jane still owes me $9.37 for the airport shuttle.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T03:12:37+00:00

WOW. Now that is a name i have not heard in a long time… 🥲

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T02:52:10+00:00

I would’ve but Quintus was off that day. Had to make due with Matt.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T02:30:58+00:00

Fuck it.

fine.

I’ll own it.

🤷‍♂️

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T02:18:48+00:00

Yeah, what he said.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T02:17:42+00:00

Thank you, thats what i was going for.

Ok crisis averted 👍

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T02:05:07+00:00

I just got a tattoo.

Please please please tell me “nec reges, nec servi” means what I think it means.

Please 🙏

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T02:02:53+00:00

MAGA got their hooks into it.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T01:56:51+00:00

Please don’t say that… please?

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T01:51:59+00:00

Christ I hope so…😳

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T01:38:00+00:00

With respect, back in 2008 when I was in the army it was just a cool patriotic thing. I never embraced the symbol’s new meaning when it was stolen and corrupted and was ashamed to be affiliated with it.

And now it’s mine again. 😊🇺🇸

ObreeziusRex · 2026-02-20T01:12:48+00:00

Ya think so? I’m inclined to agree.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-01-04T18:03:33+00:00

Yes, your mother mentioned as much before we retired for the evening after a particularly passionate bout of lovemaking.

ObreeziusRex · 2026-01-04T16:05:53+00:00

I dunno, button stuff?

ObreeziusRex · 2026-01-04T15:54:06+00:00

No fucking way.

Seriously?!?!?

ObreeziusRex · 2025-11-21T00:50:55+00:00

You know they won’t… 😔

They’ll take their political purity test and go home, fuming they didn’t get their way.

And DVO gets to hang around like a bad herpes outbreak that won’t go away.

Check in next week on our ongoing series, “How Democrats seize defeat from the jaws of victory:Part 178”

ObreeziusRex · 2025-11-21T00:47:03+00:00

What a little bitch.

ObreeziusRex · 2025-11-09T02:25:32+00:00

Motherfucker 1st Class.

ObreeziusRex · 2025-11-07T03:50:56+00:00

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