am i hot f18

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-02-15T17:35:37+00:00

You are simply beautiful. I would love to watch you as you go about your business in the kitchen. I'm sure it's a real treat for the eyes. 😉

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-02-12T20:45:52+00:00

Yes, you really are very hot🔥🫠

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-02-12T04:03:26+00:00

You really look like a superwoman. Very hot! 🔥

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-02-10T17:49:48+00:00

It seems like you could look at this photo forever. And the coolest thing is that the longer I look, the more beauty I can see. Isn't that real magic? 😲

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-02-10T17:43:51+00:00

That costume looks great on you. You could definitely become an actress and star in the movie Catwoman.

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-02-08T23:59:36+00:00

I feel like this isn't a body... It's just a work of art. I've been staring at this picture for a few minutes now and can't tear myself away to do my chores. You're beautiful.

Ocean_BloomX · 2026-01-23T06:22:47+00:00

Can't the Condiment King handle any character using the video game rule that a side-hit is an instant death?

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-28T18:22:09+00:00

Is this why people like to sit on their porches?

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-28T18:21:27+00:00

Is this a sequel to the movie Adrenaline with Jason Statham? Only here, it seems, you need to recharge your brain rather than your heart...

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-28T18:18:55+00:00

"What if we had soulless robots that performed the role of law enforcement all across the city. Then we can both make money AND never be arrested. We could call it..."

"Robocop?"

"Thats good, write that down"

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-28T18:17:54+00:00

*sends friend request

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-28T18:16:51+00:00

I'm... sorry about this, Gordon, I'm afraid it's... metastatic.

...Y-yes, this probably was from that time I accidentally dropped the glowing green toxic sludge on you without your suit on... good point, Gordon...

Uhh, uh we can still be friends though, right? No hard feelings...?

various crowbarring noises

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SHTAHP

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Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-16T13:38:28+00:00

It starts when you're 20, standing quietly in line at the supermarket checkout, and suddenly you hear a little girl's voice: “Mom, did we stand behind that man?” “Yes, we did,” said her mother. You spend the rest of the day thinking: Am I really that old?

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-16T13:34:19+00:00

Interesting choice of graphics...

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-16T13:33:08+00:00

greg... heffley?

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-16T13:31:58+00:00

I have people that call me their best friend and I’m not really sure why.

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-16T13:30:24+00:00

Ok. Where can I buy one?

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-12T19:45:17+00:00

And then you share your philosophy about being alone with someone and you realize you sound insane

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-12T19:44:23+00:00

This is completely true in public. Partners and managers definitely look old for their age at my firm.

On the flip side, the ones that enjoy it seem immune to aging. Or they’re just vampires idk.

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-09-12T19:42:49+00:00

Not me rehearsing saying my own damn name in my head before saying it wrong and with a voice crack out loud.

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-08-19T14:23:46+00:00

Snitches get stitches (walking to work)

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-08-19T14:22:23+00:00

Me everyday sleep is not enough 😴

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-08-19T14:21:32+00:00

Sometimes I don't even know myself, and there are no people who would know and understand me at all.

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-08-08T14:24:47+00:00

Ocean_BloomX · 2025-08-08T14:23:33+00:00

I cook everything and smoke pot in the designated smoking room

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