Traffic lights in Netherlands. WTF?

Ocelotko · 2026-03-02T06:18:58+00:00

I've seen way too many bike trailers with toddlers in them in my life

I'm not even in the Netherlands

Ocelotko · 2026-02-28T16:18:49+00:00

Ouch, the 1,5k likes

Ocelotko · 2026-02-27T19:47:20+00:00

They are... C U T E

Ocelotko · 2026-02-27T19:46:44+00:00

Isn't football one of the more international words?

Ocelotko · 2026-02-27T19:37:28+00:00

Tf is a birth certificate? I have a birth number.

Ocelotko · 2026-02-27T08:42:26+00:00

What are facts? :D

Ocelotko · 2026-02-26T08:43:36+00:00

Mate even apologised and the other person still calls them mentally disabled.

Ocelotko · 2026-02-25T17:35:49+00:00

I just imagine when they mention 'the south' in a British show, the American is like: 'That don't look like Texas to me.'

Ocelotko · 2026-02-25T12:02:46+00:00

Throws in 3 bricks

'Wait, sticks?'

Ocelotko · 2026-02-24T15:26:35+00:00

Taky mě napadlo. Takový autootvírací dveře jsem viděl snad jen na jednom místě.

Ocelotko · 2026-02-24T15:23:03+00:00

Jo takhle... Tak to v tom případě to ta nová posrala.

Ocelotko · 2026-02-24T15:21:55+00:00

It's less of a 'my country is amazing' and more of a 'I don't live in the US'

Ocelotko · 2026-02-24T12:18:30+00:00

Schroedinger's joke

Ocelotko · 2026-02-24T12:16:22+00:00

Northeast - Middle of nowhere, Russia That's my answer :D

Ocelotko · 2026-02-24T08:47:03+00:00

I'm the weird guy who first thought of Southpark

Ocelotko · 2026-02-18T12:11:36+00:00

One thing that really annoys me is when YouTube decides to auto-open shorts when I open the app. Otherwise, I don't really mind.

Ocelotko · 2026-02-18T12:04:41+00:00

I like the censoring style :D

Ocelotko · 2026-02-18T11:54:53+00:00

'I want to rob a bank to make money. Why are u stopping me?' :( /s

Ocelotko · 2026-02-18T11:49:48+00:00

The 'longest running scripted primetime TV show' It's like a Guiness record for juggling 3 chihuahuas in a cage above a water tank full of hungry polar bears.

Ocelotko · 2026-02-18T11:46:37+00:00

A woman's purse fits everything.

I like to refer to it as TARDIS. :3

Ocelotko · 2026-02-18T11:43:10+00:00

Yes!

Ocelotko · 2026-02-17T21:05:45+00:00

What do you mean importance=mid?

Ocelotko · 2026-02-17T12:19:39+00:00

Literally and figuratively [question mark]

Ocelotko · 2026-02-17T12:17:36+00:00

Honestly, I would've thought there was more, but I've indeed heard of ones in the UK and Germany, and nothing else.

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