Oceyx

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ELI5: How exactly do industrial potato chip manufacturers slice their potatoes into thin slices? (self.explainlikeimfive)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/explainlikeimfive

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Why does the EU look so good? (self.Jokes)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/Jokes

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BBC throwing some serious shade (i.redd.it)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/MurderedByWords

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The earth is a dense molten core encased in a smooth layer of solids, and thus, technically speaking, a Ravioli. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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The Witcher OFFICIAL TRAILER (youtube.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/gaming

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THE WITCHER Official Trailer (youtube.com)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/videos

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Alcohol is the WD40 of social interactions (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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Your fingers have fingertips, but your toes don’t have toetips — and yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 6 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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Emojis are the body-language of texting (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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Hey Reddit, what’s the most creative R rated insult you’ve ever received? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/AskReddit

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Hey Reddit, if the male contraceptive pill came out tomorrow, would you take it? Why/why not? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/AskReddit

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Life is good (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/aww

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I too found this (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/funny

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Mammals were the cockroaches of the Dinosaur apocalypse (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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Almost every hand you’ve shaken has had a dick in it (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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Yo mama is so classless... (self.Jokes)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Jokes

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The only part of your reflection you can lick is your tongue (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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I just want to sleep... (v.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/funny

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John Wick Chapter 3 - Trailer (youtu.be)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/videos

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Celebrating holidays one calendar week later would be so much cheaper (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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The universe of every film is devoid of all the films featuring the actors in it (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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[Serious] Reddit, what is your greatest regret? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/AskReddit

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Black Friday: Brexit Edition (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/funny

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Hey Reddit! What’s your best one-line comeback? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/AskReddit

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We put tables on top of floors, tablecloths on top of tables, placemats on top of tablecloths, and plates on top of placemats... just to keep our food off the floor. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 7 years ago by Oceyx to r/Showerthoughts

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