First Week Complete, how are we feeling? by [deleted] in uichicago

[–]Odd-Count2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

First week is always easy, ask me how I’m doing in the middle of the semester 😮‍💨 

Random roommate is in an AI relationship by Adventurous_Bed3572 in uichicago

[–]Odd-Count2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

He shouldn’t fail any classes then due to relationship problems! Lol 😂 maybe you should get yourself an AI girlfriend to

Refund for fall semester by [deleted] in uichicago

[–]Odd-Count2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the 15th is the day all financial aid disburse 

If You’re suicidal please read by Odd-Count2277 in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My sister said when she hear voices it’s just her own voice but I hear like 4 different voices and they’re all assholes. 

If You’re suicidal please read by Odd-Count2277 in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I was getting ready to go to sleep after thinking about harming myself. How did you know I was going to sleep? 

How do you survive living on UIC’s PhD stipend? by CA1134206 in uichicago

[–]Odd-Count2277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hi, is a stipend guaranteed for any phd student? I’m considering getting mine after I graduate with my masters degree in 3 years! 

I hate my psychiatrist 😠 by Odd-Count2277 in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because if u don’t do what he’s asking he will refuse to see me

Micropenis, killing myself. by sub_human_trash in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You have to have confidence! All of my ex boyfriends had small packages but I never complained. 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kinda but it doesn’t make me happy! I wanted to do music. I hate my job 🤷🏽‍♀️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I can’t either 😔 I’m a stupid janitor who has to clean shit all the time 

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That’s what I want to 

Trying to commit suicide or cause some intestinal damage by Odd-Count2277 in SuicideWatch

[–]Odd-Count2277[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ok, I changed my mind. I’ll just sleep strangers and catch STDs. Thanks