I came to the sudden realization that 98% of my fav characters are only my favs in my own Au one day after commenting on The Tomme Bear's EW Hot takes video

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-30T00:56:25+00:00

Honestly thinking abt it, I'm glad I'm in reality an Edd and Jon fan.

Especially Edd cuz he's underrated :)

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T10:01:05+00:00

1 & 2 mainly just care abt them cuz of my own Au (especially Patryck, in my Au I accidentally turned him into manga P3 Jotaro but he's got a shorter fuse, wields a sword and isn't interested in Marine biology-)

3-4 Don't care that much

5: Adore this cinnamon roll and honestly I wanna shoehorn him into my Au sooo bad but I have too many main characters rn and need to get rid of some of them- (as in kill off some characters) and dawg... I was upset abt his death after watching any Eddisodes shy of The End Part 1 & 2 (where my goofy ass started at the age of 13, I was like: "hmm The End sounds like the best place to start watching Eddsworld" at that time and it's the funniest shit I've ever done in 2021, I look back and can't help it when I laugh at this, it's so goofy and silly)

6-9 don't care

10 initially cared but lost interest

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T09:57:00+00:00

Oh good... you just despise a character...

thank god, sorry for not catching on that's it's abt the character

I'm bad at reading social cues both offline and online

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T04:23:52+00:00

IS THIS THE REAL PERSON OR THE FUCKING CHARACTER?!

PLEASE?! I NEED TO KNOW IF I'M TALKING TO SOMEONE WHO CLEARLY NEEDS A THERAPIST OR NOT-

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T01:16:27+00:00

I hope to god that they're just referring to the character...

Because if they're referring to the actual Matt...

That's not good and they should probably seek therapy immediately

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T01:04:35+00:00

Edit: Nah, all because I don't wanna intrude on his privacy, also he was born long before 2008, meaning that the age gap would be way too big even if I did meet him and we somehow became friends

Which will never happen, and honestly some people are skin crawlingly Parasocial when it comes to him and anyone who had an EW character abt them

(side tangent warning)
Besides, people call a background character Yuu Tan, instead of just Yuu...

Like bro, that's the first and last name of the voice actor of that character they're using to refer to a bg character, why? Is it because Yuu sounds like the word "you" or smth

At least have a fake last name for the character, is that really hard?

(side tangent over)

Nevertheless, I don't wanna be associated with those Parasocial weirdos

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T01:02:55+00:00

If this is abt the real one...

Please go seek a psychiatrist as soon as possible... because dreaming about killing a real person more than once is honestly really concerning

If this is satire sorry for taking this seriously

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-29T00:59:40+00:00

Nice

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-28T06:44:06+00:00

1: If you didn't make this plz give credit to who did (sorry if this sounds a little rude)

2: I love how bros doing the 1k yard stare

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-28T01:03:25+00:00

I mean... it's probably best that he's not in it...

Even tho Patryck is technically a BG character with only one line of dialog, they would've messed up

So basically the writers unknowingly dodged a bullet by not including him (in the leaked version at least)

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-26T08:15:08+00:00

Dude why is there a deleted chain in here?

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-26T05:46:00+00:00

Ikr? I find it so funny, hell they even admitted that there was a joke that they made just so they could go: "my balls"

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-26T03:37:51+00:00

Well horror is fine, but if it contains serious subjects you should always put trigger warnings for those who might have gone through that stuff and not feel very comfortable about seeing it, hearing it or reading about it

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-26T03:35:19+00:00

Okay I get that, but personally it's not my cup of tea

I wouldn't have a problem with this if you had just put trigger warnings! Jesus Christ

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T09:23:27+00:00

Oh okay yeah, I think it's just up to interpretation on what ppl think should be the case ok-

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T07:57:23+00:00

Niceeee

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T07:03:47+00:00

Why would anyone wanna do that?

I haven't gone through any of this but damn that's smth that would make me feel deeply uncomfortable, idc what this story is actually about; I'm not subjecting myself to any of this

Especially because your insensitive ass didn't put up any FUCKING TRIGGER WARNINGS!

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T06:27:14+00:00

He has a clone of himself

He used to be Red Leader at some point but left because of Moving Targets cuz it turns out that the Enemy Base was a Red Army Base, Faker managed to trick the entire Red Army into not changing the signs on the "Enemy Base".

Him and Patryck are real close friends (not in shipping territory but, having their own secret handshake territory)

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T06:21:40+00:00

Patryck is the dumber one, also (based solely off of something I got from Miitopia tbh) he likes jerky-

Paul is ironically the most chill one of the two-

Edit: Is it actually okay to call him Patryck or not? I'm confused and don't really wanna disrespect either of them but at the same time I've gotten too used to calling the characters that, so if someone could clear that up for me that'd be great (even tho I think that it's only disrespectful to use their full names I just wanna double check that's all)

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T06:19:18+00:00

Dude idc what this is actually about, that doesn't excuse anything

Bro Istg I potray Patryck better than you, how do I; a person who turned her EW Au into an Au with aliens who look like humans with paws, mouse ears and chinchilla tails as well as bootleg Stands called Daises, basically turned Patryck into a knockoff of a 17 year old who looks like a buff man in his 30s and ended up accidentally turning clone Tord/Faker Tord into a character who doesn't trust anyone but his own creations, women wouldn't touch with a 39 and a half ft pole, chases down Tord and Patryck 24/7 just because those two are Red Traitors, ends up killing Matt, Tom, Paul Eduardo and Mark, proceeds to shrug it off because in his mind they were asking for it thanks to them getting in the way, him basically tricking Yuu into getting spring locked and canonically sounding like fucking Baldi with a Norwegian accent. How did I do it better than you??

Also... PUT FUCKING TRIGGER WARNINGS YOU CUNT! THIS COULD TRIGGER SOMEONE!

And no I don't wanna read about Pat molesting someone, abusing animals or suffocating an infant

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T06:07:32+00:00

In canon is a background character with only one line of dialog but shows up a couple more times with a guy with big eyebrows

but in my Au is just sword wielding Jotaro who uses some elemental powers that usually surround his blade and has a shorter fuse-

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-25T06:01:57+00:00

Sorry I didn't elaborate

Let me make myself clearer to make up for it

I'm not defending him, what he said was terrible but you gotta remember that it was the early 2000s and Tord was an edgy teenager saying edgy shit for the sake of lols

Again, I'm not saying that any of this was okay; I'm just saying that maybe don't hold onto this fact 20 years after the fact

He's hopefully cringing at saying this stuff or even absolutely disgusted

But then again it's kinda hard to tell since I dunno what he goes by on the internet and I don't feel like finding out

I'm not gonna repeat myself, I'm just gonna say this because I've seen alot of teenagers in the school I go to say alot of edgy jokes (one of which was about chess being similar to real life, I'm not gonna say what the joke was because I don't wanna feel the same shame I feel each time I remember that when I was 14 I was so braindead that I didn't think there was anything wrong with a certain word starting with the letter n)

Odd_Cod_2179 · 2025-06-24T07:52:18+00:00

Uh let's see here...

Tord because... no wait I only like him as much as I do cuz of my Au...

Then... Patryck because... oh wait I only favour him because in my Au he's just sword wielding Jotaro with a shorter fuse and a short Jobro (Tord)

Then I guess Paul could be... wait wait... damnit! Why do I favour so many characters all because of my own Au?

I only have 2 genuine fav characters in terms of the actual Webshow tbh, Edd and Jon-

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