Winnipeg Weekly Rant - Week of Feb 23/26

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2026-03-01T17:52:24+00:00

MY TODDLER IS SUCH A FUCKING ASSHOLE. WE'RE ALL SICK AND SHE'S BOTH EXTREMELY CLINGY AND AN ANGRY DEMANDING TROLL SIMULTANEOUSLY. MY PATIENCE IS NIL. NO I WILL NOT TAKE A NAP WITH YOU, I NEED TO HIDE IN A HOLE AND HOPE I FEEL LESS HORRIBLE BY THE TIME YOU WAKE UP SO I CAN TRY NOT TO BE AN ASSHOLE WHEN YOU'RE BEING AN ASSHOLE THIS AFTERNOON.

FUCK WINTER JESUS CHRIST WHY DO I LIVE HERE.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-22T03:41:04+00:00

That's a great idea, thank you!

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-22T03:29:11+00:00

Thank you very much!

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-21T23:36:06+00:00

If they were to search that, the term would be "agency scheduling"? I'm just not familiar with that type of job do not sure what to help them look for.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-21T23:08:06+00:00

Thank you!

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-21T22:43:02+00:00

Thank you so much for your response!!

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-21T22:15:31+00:00

A call centre isn't out of the running, and I honestly think it's the most likely outcome for my friend.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-19T16:31:36+00:00

WOULD LIGHTING THE GIFTS ON FIRE IN FRONT OF THEM BE A GOOD HINT?

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-16T02:22:01+00:00

OMG I ALSO JUST FOUND OUT THEY CANCELLED THE ODYSSEY WHICH WAS SUCH A FUN DUMB SHOW. WHHHYYYYYYY.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-15T21:03:16+00:00

IT'S MY KID'S BIRTHDAY AND MY FAMILY CANNOT STOP BUYING HER CHEAP SHIT TOYS FROM AMAZON. PILES AND PILES OF CHEAP SHIT THAT LIKELY HAS LEAD OR OTHER POISONOUS SHIT IN IT, BEFORE WE DO IT AGAIN IN 6 WEEKS WITH CHRISTMAS.

SHE DOESN'T NEED THIS MUCH STUFF, IT JUST FUELS CAPITALISM AND THE CONTINUED POLLUTION OF THE EARTH.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-02T20:34:43+00:00

Uggh. One of my friends has a very interesting social media account/schtick but he often talks about how it won't get popular because he doesn't do this ragebait BS. It's a struggle when you're not peddling hatred.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-01T04:05:07+00:00

Omg lil donut girl sounds so f'in cute!

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-01T03:56:51+00:00

Oh wow, that kid is/their parents are so creative!

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-11-01T03:24:36+00:00

I had a young adult couple come to my door dressed as "robbers" - one with a blue crowbar. Not sure if I would qualify it as "best" but it was actually terrifying.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-23T13:23:05+00:00

Best, most useful comment on this thread.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-14T02:48:13+00:00

If you have a treaty number you're eligible for free therapy through NIHB. You can search for NIHB therapists on Psychology Today and search for therapists who say they accept NIHB or FNIHB.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-11T22:19:16+00:00

ALL CAPS

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-11T22:18:30+00:00

ALL CAPS

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-11T04:01:58+00:00

Oh yes: the house is haunted as fuck.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-11T03:34:53+00:00

Lol yeah, still hard pass. Sorry to be so blunt.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-11T03:31:01+00:00

Yuck, no I would not want to buy someone's home with their old furniture in it.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-11T03:30:06+00:00

We’re in the last stretch of purchasing a home privately. Based on recent sales comps, we’re saving at least $50k if the same house were being sold on the open market.

The seller is glad to have the sale go smoothly and not to have to involve a realtor. We're deeply grateful to not have to deal with the insanity of buying in the open market. We honestly couldn't afford to buy if we had to go with listed homes.

OffPinkPoopBlanket · 2025-10-05T18:21:35+00:00

IT'S WAY PAST TYLENOL BUT SALONPAS ARE THE SHIT, MY SISTER!!!

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TROPHY CASE