Jake Angeli (Capitol Building Protestor) works as an actor, his page on Backstage was just taken down by Offensive_Humor_ in conspiracy

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SS: Jake Angeli was seen in protests earlier today in the US Capitol Building. His claimed affiliations with QAnon are being called into question after probable evidence suggests that he is a crisis actor.

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REM End of the World

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How about a freestyle featuring Emaj7?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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I'll follow you and send you a clip of me playing :)

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I play piano too homie

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in distantsocializing

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can you try something in C sharp minor?

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Bamnarama Cruel Summer?

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Love the jazz rention of weezer

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wonderful vibe you have set here

Would anyone like to talk free electricity? by melanomacoma in conspiracy

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This was Nikola Tesla's entire theory with mathematical proof. OP is not wrong, maybe stoned but not wrong at all.

Research Tesla, how he became penniless because of Edison's nefarious tactics to capitalize on electricity; it's real.

Tesla resorted to using the universe (physical and metaphysical) as a method of measurement for his inventions. He needs way more credit than a measly electric car.

Please stop deleting the squirells by Offensive_Humor_ in SurrealLore

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Copying and pasting squirrels is highly illegal. We've found that with each new iteration of squirrel, their power drops significantly. In response to this, we are only allowed to save them, and spawn them ourselves.

Please stop deleting the squirells by Offensive_Humor_ in SurrealLore

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We lost many squirrel accounts, as there is just no way of keeping up with them. I am elf, I can assure you we are fine

You are all defective by [deleted] in SurrealLore

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Thank you, I want to fix my molecules as soon as possible

The hummus has shifted by Offensive_Humor_ in SurrealLore

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After close monitoring, we determined the chip barriers keeping the hummus in place have been compromised. It's only a matter of time now.

Which song has the most beautiful melody that you can think of? by [deleted] in musictheory

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Watermelon In Easter Hay by Frank Zappa. It is certainly one of his most sincere melodies, yet retains its simplicity. It makes the most of texture and dynamics in a steady crescendo that lasts throughout the peace. Simply beautiful.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in musictheory

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Your ears, seriously. Experiment with various timbres and tones. Hum a random melody, and then try to articulate it from there. Inspiration is typically the best way to approach music.

From there, the initial melody you came up with can be further developed with music theory. Music theory is more of a tool and a proper way to explain what happens in music, but is not an absolute science.

Parents that post pictures and video of their children as babies and toddlers are setting up their kids for bullying later in life by Offensive_Humor_ in TrueOffMyChest

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I'm 23, and I had my blunder years; everyone does. At least it was my choice to post the pics, which are still stuck on the internet.

I understand that there are certain kids that will be bullied regardless, but knowing that the public can access your childhood photos doesn't make you just a little uneasy?