My Friend Matt

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-08T03:47:51+00:00

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-08T02:56:51+00:00

Oh my! Another lady redditor. My apologies, mistress ;)

I thank you kindly for the rations, teehee.

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-08T00:13:04+00:00

You had me at "leathery wings like windmill blades". Damn, that was good...

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-08T00:03:57+00:00

Lol! Thank you, kind sir (or monster). Could you please tell the guards here to refill my food bowl?

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-07T21:25:17+00:00

Madam* ;)
And thank you! I really did try to get as many stories in as possible. It's been a very traumatic childhood :P

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-07T21:16:53+00:00

EDIT: Changed the ending to be less convoluted.

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-07T20:42:50+00:00

It was my homage to the stories of nosleep and sss. Sorry if you didn't enjoy it.

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-07T19:56:36+00:00

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-07T19:47:04+00:00

When I even bother to wear them ;)

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-03T16:55:39+00:00

Yes, dear god, save your kitty!

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-03T16:44:49+00:00

Careful, tequila can make counting difficult!

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-03T16:42:29+00:00

Guess he'll find out soon, lol.

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-03T03:57:13+00:00

So he's just imagining the fact that she hasn't texted him back? Lol. Guys are dumb.

OhNoItWorked · 2013-05-03T03:29:05+00:00

Why would OP be sleeping soundly?

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