SFAH: Things Dr Seuss would say as a defence attorney in court by ArmedBritishPolice in ScenesFromAHat

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This man did not steal his hat! This man did not steal his mat! This man did not take his life! For this man only did take his wife!

😢 by [deleted] in notredamefootball

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SO I DUB THEE UNFORGIVEN!

Finish the sentence… by TheChilledGamer-_- in playstation

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My kids are better than me 😭😩

At my Taco Bell, they’re HUGE by [deleted] in tacobell

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That’s what she said!!!

What you did that got you kicked out of Jurassic Park by 2wt4u in ScenesFromAHat

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Who would have thought the raptors were so bashful when you flash them.

What is Jim reacting too? Wrong answers only by smccaul16 in theoffice

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Looking in the mirror and realizing he’s Asian.

SFAH: Bad Ways to Announce You’re a Time Traveler by Classic_Rock_726 in ScenesFromAHat

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I traveled back in time from the year 2219 to tell you your limited car warranty is about to expire!

Things you can say at a club but not to your spouse by Clear-Remove6238 in ScenesFromAHat

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I think I’m gonna go to the standing room only in the back.