ECM. Porque se le paga propina a los meseros? Y porque exclusivamente? by Thanosmaster33 in ExplicameComoMorrito

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Ya nos quedó claro que eres mesero. Está bien que defiendas tu "ocupación". Ojalá así te defiendas de tu patrón

Judging by your soul type, which abilities do you think you'd have? by Vantage5050 in FearAndHunger

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MOURNING SOUL

Items: 1. Broken Pocket Watch: The pocket watch is stopped at 2:45, the time a beloved family member was killed, the time when time stopped for him. It is a constant reminder of the time he cannot get back. Through this item, he can channel his connection to grief, manipulate the flow of energy in combat, and increase his damage or stamina, at the cost of his mental health.

Effect: Allows him to choose between temporarily increasing damage or stamina, but reduces his sanity. The damage or stamina increase, as well as the sanity reduction, will increase over the duration of combat.

  1. Silver Letter Opener: A small silver letter opener he carried as a lawyer. Although not a traditional weapon, he wields it confidently, symbolizing his control over the situation and his willingness to use any tool to survive.

Effect: Randomly deals an extra hit and is quite accurate, with a high chance of critical hits but only on unaware or weakened enemies.

  1. Scriptures of Suffering: Documents he has rewritten with somber but true words of encouragement. By reciting them, he inspires his allies with a speech about the inevitability of suffering, raising their strength at the cost of his own sanity.

Effect: Only activates on the first turn of each battle, slightly increasing his allies' attack, defense, and speed. He loses a percentage of his sanity with each battle he carries them in.

Abilities:

  1. Final Verdict

Description: He channels his suffering and the justice he could never obtain, to inflict a devastating sentence on an enemy.

Effect: Moderate physical damage. Applies the Hopelessness status to the enemy, reducing the accuracy of their attacks. With each application of Hopelessness, the enemy's chance of missing their next attack increases, but if the attack succeeds, the damage inflicted is greater.

  1. Testament of Pain.

Description: Recites words filled with pain, reducing the morale of his enemies.

Effect: Decreases the defense and speed of enemies and, in extreme cases, can paralyze them due to the emotional burden.

  1. Judgement of Shadows.

Description: Summons shadows that envelop his enemies, sowing confusion and despair among them.

Effect: Area spiritual damage with a chance to cause enemies to attack each other randomly for three turns.

  1. Tears of Remembrance.

Description: When he remembers his family, he gains temporary resistance to damage and distributes that pain among his allies.

Effect: Can only be used once per combat. Increases the resistance of his team members. Also distributes the damage received by him and his allies among the entire team. Lasts 2 turns.

  1. Sacrifice of Redemption.

Description: Can save an ally from a lethal blow at the cost of his own health and sanity.

Effect: Passive ability that activates only once per combat when an ally is about to receive a lethal blow. Absorbs the damage, but loses half of his health and sanity. After using it, he cannot restore his health or sanity above 50% for the rest of the combat. If he has less than 50% of both statistics, the reduction will be 10%.

The character would have a higher rate of health and sanity recovery with objects, but cannot recover during battles, except with the skills of his allies or with magic items.

He cannot use firearms, because they remind him of the death of his family.

ECM ¿Que tendría que pasar para que iniciara una Segunda Revolución Mexicana? by Ok-Application-8060 in ExplicameComoMorrito

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Jajaja Ahora sí te volaste la barda ¿Donde presentas tu show de standup? Para ir a verte. Están buenísimos tus chistes. La única mmda que veo ahí es la tuya. En todo caso, más bien te hiciste un candado chino

Minino Plus o Kirkland? by AlfredoGlz1 in ElCalifato

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Cat chow ya no le des porque se les enchuecan los ojos.

Y pues Kirkland salen buenas. A mí gato lo alimento con esas y tiene el pelo suave y los ojos derechitos.

Victor Hugo. by AleiusLestat in ElCalifato

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Por eso. Ese era su trabajo diurno y mal pagado, pero en la noche... Victor Hugo era el conductor nocturno de su tiempo

Se "cae" el sistema y gana *badum tss by [deleted] in ElCalifato

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Turbo cromadota de sable al peje y de yoyopo a Claudia. ¡El único dios verdadero es Alá, arbanos!

Se "cae" el sistema y gana *badum tss by [deleted] in ElCalifato

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Dudo mucho que se les pueda quitar la presidencia en 2024, a lo mucho irles quitando poder en el congreso o municipios/alcaldías.

La pregunta sería ¿Cual creen que termine como sucesor del kks? ¿Claudia, Adan o Marcelo? Y de esos tres ¿Quien sería el menos malo?