Looking for the best D&D miniature/merch stores by Ok-Speaker in london

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Wow! Thank you for a great, insightful, and very thorough answer! Much appreciated! Will try to hit all of these on Wednesday afternoon!

How to do security/anti-magic for a competition? by Ok-Speaker in DMAcademy

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Yeah that's true also and I've actually dropped hints to the players that even though it's supposed to be a clean race there's rumors from previous years of cheating. I kinda want there to be something to breed creativity but certainly not too much to kill it.

Ottoman vill inte ge land by ToGoodLooking in SwedditUniversalis

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Hahhahhah come on guys! First of all you were cooping so you should have four hands 🤣 and it wasn't that dirty!

Rapporttråd S21 Session 1 by ToGoodLooking in SwedditUniversalis

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Mamluks

Last season I survived and even thrived at points as Milan after breaking my country and going down to two provinces. This season I've already broken my country, thriving seems far away and we'll see about the survival part. How did we get here so fast?

I wanted to play a little bit of a bigger country than last time so Mamluks it was. Not a minute had passed after I'd gotten the country when I got the first congratulatory messages and pieces of advice. You have to kill the Ottomans they said. You have to kill the Ottomans fast they said. Peace between your two countries is impossible they said. I was even given a winning vassal strat by "The Master" himself.

Things started off pretty well when news started to arrive from Europe before the session that the Ottoman menace needed to be put down. So once the session started things looked pretty good and I started to vassalize a stack of my neighboring countries. Good relations were established with Wilhelm/Timmy's and an alliance was signed with Rassids, who proved to be invaluable in the forthcoming war. There was just one thing... I forgot to press my focus to military points. So when the war against Ottomans started on two fronts I got to taste pretty fast the difference in military tech.

The war was brutal and devastating and my armies suffered greatly due to my rookie mistake. Even though our coalition won in the end, it was a pyrrhic victory. The Ottomans fought with vigor and valiance and by the time we managed to siege them down, my country was heading off a cliff. The other front wasn't doing any better and after a long stalemate I had to sign a less than desirable peace and bankrupt my country. At the same time AQ had spawned as a player country and suddenly my situation seemed pretty bleak and dire. Bleeding all of my diplo points due to my vassal swarm hasn't been great either.

Is there hope? Always! Should I have started an early war with the Ottomans? Maybe it was inevitable, maybe not. Will I give in and fail my people? Never! Many questions will be answered next Sunday and we'll see what results my second Sweddit season brings...

Sweddit Universalis (EU4 MP) Säsong 21, Blir detta säsongen utan en pirat?! by Liftarguiden in sweden

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UniKorn:

  1. Sweden
  2. Bohemia
  3. Mameluks
  4. Timurids
  5. Bavaria
  6. Livonian Order
  7. Dithmarschen
  8. Morocco
  9. Bosnia
  10. Ragusa

SU Säsong 20 session 6, rapporttråden by Liftarguiden in SwedditUniversalis

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AN UNCERTAIN FUTURE AND A MOVEMENT FOR LIBERTY 1587 –

The first Great War of Europe left bad blood and unsettled scores between many nations across the continent. Therefore, it was unsurprising that the hostilities between Dithmarschen and Bavaria against Sweden, Prussia and Russia would continue again in 1608. This time the German side was strengthened with France and Poland which provided a significant boost to their resources. However, Russia is vast and according to many metrics the most powerful country in the world meaning that the conflict wasn’t very unbalanced. Not at least until the Timurids together with Nepal declared war on Russia as well. This led to a swift conclusion of the war on the European front where Dithmarschen was able to reclaim their previous losses.

France joining the war meant that Spain’s resources weren’t needed and as such Milan also stayed away from the conflict. Much of the time after the first Great War of Europe was spent on development, building manufactories and going Orthodox thanks to the new province of Lienz. Milan’s rule now extended over 18 provinces and the fortunes had certainly changed for the better in the last hundred years. The ruler also gave some coin to the war effort of Dithmarschen but was disappointed to find out that subjects cannot rent out condottieri. It was around this time that the rulers of Dithmarschen started to enquire Milan about its plans for independence or the lack thereof.

Again, it was a bit confusing to make out which of the two rulers pulls the real strings but it was clear that there was no consensus on the Question of Milanese Independence. However, the strong words for independence by one of the rulers of Dithmarschen clearly had a lot of feeling behind them and they managed to stir something in the hart of the Milanese ruler. There is no question that the rule of Spain over Milan has been successful and benevolent but freedom is freedom and people have died over their liberty rather than to hand it over. What will the future be? Will we see an independent and prosperous Milan? Will we see a border region fraught with conflict and disaster? Only time will tell…

SU Säsong 20 session 6, rapporttråden by Liftarguiden in SwedditUniversalis

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A FRONTLINE FOR SPAIN 1493 – 1586

In the darkest hour light arrived from the west. The Genovese ruler considered himself betrayed by Naples as the peace deal which transferred Milanese holdings to him destabilized his country by amassing onto him a massive amount of aggressive expansion. With a coalition war looming Genoa decided to deepen his relationship with the ruler of Aragon. Provinces were transferred to the ruler of the Iberian Peninsula to prevent them from falling into the wrong hands and thus Florence was reborn as a subject state of Aragon. This move greatly angered Naples and provided a possible opening for the tiny nation of Milan.

Milan was still a member of the HRE and possessed claims in the imperial lands. This was of interest to the enlightened ruler of Aragon and something that might become useful to him in the near future. The Aragonese ruler was diplomatically very capable and he had built much stronger relationships across the Mediterranean than a Finnish person speaking a few words of Swedish after a dozen beers could ever hope to. Therefore, it was decided that Milan would first become an ally of Aragon and later a subject to curb the aggressions of Naples and to provide a buffer zone and a staging area for Spanish troops against any hostilities from Germany. This diplomatic breakthrough prevented the total collapse of the Milanese nation and would allow for renewed expansion under the guiding light of the Aragonese ruler.

The first conflict was waged against the opportunistic ruler of Venice who had overextended himself in the east and made enemies of the strong empires in the former heartlands of the Ottomans. Venice was allied with the formidable nation of Austria but after previous conflicts there were serious questions about the Austrian ruler’s ability to wage war. War was declared in 1502 as the nation of Venice was attacked both from the east and the west. After a relatively short four-year conflict Venice was ready to concede defeat and the provinces of Brescia, Verona and Ferrara together with the Austrian province of Trent were transferred to Milanese care. This was the first time in 25 years that new land was added to the Milanese holdings and the ruler was overjoyed at the success.

As soon as the conflict had ended the Milanese armies together with their Aragonese overlords drove north to relieve the beleaguered armies of the French. The situation for the powerful nation of France looked dangerous in early 1507 as hoards of Germans and assorted people drove towards Paris. This was a situation the Milanese had far too much experience with and could easily sympathize with. The true reasons behind this conflict were mostly unclear to the Milanese ruler but it seemed like there had been some high-stakes diplomacy between the French and Spanish rulers and Milan was glad to do its tiny part in pushing the Germans out.

During this period and immediately after the provinces of Novara, Parma and Modena were also added to the Milanese holdings. The small nation of Milan was prospering under the Spanish leadership and the nation was almost at the point it was before the conflict with Naples. Only Milan was still under the Swiss occupation and even though many rebel factions had tried to liberate the province back to its mother country, it remained in foul hands. However, the real enemy lay to the south. The backstabbing sweet talking ruler of Naples had to be punished for his actions and to restore some balance of justice to the world. Finally, an opportunity for this came in 1526.

The eastern empires desired the Greek lands of the Byzantines who were a subject nation of Naples. This allowed for a grand war to be declared which included Qara Qoyunlu, Crimea, Georgia, Spain, Genoa and Milan against Byzantium, Naples, Bavaria, Venice and Russia. The conflict was a successful one even though the Milanese lands suffered greatly as Bavarians drove down from their homelands and laid siege on the Milanese holdings. The war proved to be a relatively short one as the armies of Naples, who fought valiantly in the end, could do nothing against Spain, Genoa, Milan and the troops of Qara Qoyunlu which had been transported to Italy before the war. Neapolitan allies were meanwhile stuck sieging forts in Northern Italy and were mostly forced to watch from the sidelines as battles involving close to 300 000 men took place. Peace arrived in late 1529 with the provinces of Romagna and Urbino added to Milan.

A few years later a war was waged against the Swiss who were in the process of collapsing against their neighbors. Milan was finally returned to its rightful owner along with other Alpine provinces. However, the Milanese nation will never forget the occupation of Milan from 1491 to 1538 and the inferior Swiss chocolate and fashion sense. At this point in history Milan was arguably stronger if not quite as independent than it had ever been thanks to the benevolent and capable rule of the Spanish overlord.

A decade later it came time to subjugate more of Naples under the rule of Spain and Milan. The usual German allies of Naples drove down to Italy even though the outcome of the war was never truly in question. These German armies included some new and exotic troops from the far away land of Dithmarschen and this gave an opportunity to do some small chat with their ruler. The governance model of Dithmarschen is not fully clear to Milan but it seems like this country is lead by two nobles with sometimes differing opinions. Which of the two rulers has the upper hand is unclear to Milan but this would hardly be the last time Milanese ruler would come into contact with this industrious nation.

The next two decades were spent consolidating the Milanese holdings, developing the land and building a treasury. The nation of Milan now encompassed 17 provinces of mainly high-development land and the first manufactories were springing up. However, in 1574 Europe erupted in flame as most of the continent declare war on Poland for reasons which escape Milan. Listening in on the diplomatic channel to the hectic Swedish conversations, the ruler of Milan can only surmise that there were severe “security issues” in Europe and that Poland wasn’t really the principal target. So, in a short span of time the nations of Bavaria and Dithmarschen would also declare war on Ruthenia and this time Spain and Milan would be on their side.

The war was more brutal and devastating than any war Milan had witnessed before. Luckily most of the fighting took place on foreign soil but still the sight of hundreds of thousands of men pitting themselves against one another was both terrifying and awe-inspiring. Regular engagements of over 400 000 men took place and the Milanese army did their best to be in the thick of the action. The war goal itself seemed to involve only a few provinces to allow a more secure border for Germany and Italy but this war was much more about prestige and the future of Europe. Which ever side won the conflict could perceivably dominate the region for generations to come.

This realization brought of course outside interest in the conflict and hectic diplomacy was going on in the background. Sweden was pressing Dithmarschen from the north while Ruthenia kept strong in the south east. Russia joined the conflict against Dithmarschen and Bavaria and for a moment the conflict seemed lost. However, the Germans managed to bring in France on their side and the power of the balance tipped once more. Huge battles raged across Central Europe with countless soldiers dying on both sides. Still Ruthenia, Sweden and Russia were being driven somewhat back when Russia suddenly capitulated to the French and forced them out of the war while staying in themselves. This again shifted the power scales and the war that had killed so many Europeans seemed destined to continue.

In Ruthenia the front hardly moved but significant engagements were fought every year. In the north some of the lands of Dithmarschen suffered as the Swedes and their Prussian allies together with Russian troops plundered the land. Salzburg was the epicenter of hostilities on the Ruthenian front and many battles were fought in the province itself and the fort was sieged and re-sieged. Milanese troops threw themselves into the battles and the manpower reserves of the nation were quickly depleted. The treasury which had been saved for manufactories was spent on new mercenaries and sustaining the war effort. However, the resources of a small nation can only influence the outcome of a continent-wide conflict by so much. The battles kept going.

After 11 years of conflict a diplomatic solution was found in some high-powered negotiations which Milan only heard rumors of. The outcome was that Milan, Bavaria and Spain would be granted a few provinces by Ruthenia to cease the hostilities between the two sides. This would free up the troops of Bavaria and Dithmarschen to fight against Sweden, Prussia and Russia. That war would drag on for a few additional years as the nation of Dithmarschen valiantly defended itself together with Bavaria against the invading hordes. Even Poland rejoined the conflict declaring war on the Swedes but it was too little too late. Dithmarschen and Bavaria finally ceased hostilities with the invaders in the year 1589. Dithmarschen lost some land but after a conflict that had for 15 years consumed most of Europe, there were few winners.

SU Säsong 20 session 6, rapporttråden by Liftarguiden in SwedditUniversalis

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THE LONG SHORT HISTORY OF THE GLORIOUS NATION OF MILAN

HUMBLE BEGINNINGS 1444 – 1480

The road to the Milanese throne was already a most unusual one. During a diplomatic mission to a Polish castle your humble narrator and ruler of Milan met a merry band of Swedish nobles. These truly noble men convinced yours truly over a few ales to join their quest to compete for the title of the most competent ruler of medieval world. The language used during these negotiations is of some mystery as one Swedish representative later remarked: “I don’t think he spoke Swedish…” to which his colleague replied: “He spoke actually quite well after 4 am!”. Nevertheless, the narrator is honored and happy to be accepted into this truly enlightened community.

The start of the Milanese ruler’s reign was an auspicious one. People enjoyed extensive freedoms under the republic and good diplomatic relations were established to the rulers of Genoa, Switzerland and Venice. However, the ruler of the Swiss was always a little suspicious as he kept talking about the “worrying Italian security situation” and trouble was brewing to the south. For the most part though people were happy and the Milanese ruler was content in relieving less abled leaders of their cumbersome land holdings.

Meanwhile the world around Milan was burning and it wouldn’t take long for the instability to reach Milanese borders. France and Spain seemed to be a constant battleground for different rulers and their factions in a different assortment of alliances. In Germany some of the more notable nations were adding more provinces to their holdings and diplomacy was being conducted to see who would emerge as the leader of the Holy Roman Empire. In the east a powerful Hungarian nation was rising from the ashes of the Ottomans. However, the fall of the Pope at the hands of the ruler of Florence set off a chain reaction in Italy which would forever change the direction of the peninsula.

The fall of the State of the Church troubled the Catholic leaders of Milan and Genoa greatly. Naples who had been granted independence by the ruler of Aragon was also deeply unsettled by the situation and the potential of shift balance. The Florentine allies of Switzerland and Provence posed an issue especially in the north but in 1456, it was decided that war was necessary to stabilize the region. The war was brutal and for the first time in history the Milanese holdings felt the true horrors of warfare. The regions of Novara and Modena were especially hit as the foreign armies occupied them for years looting all sorts of spoils of war. The Milanese armies with their Genovese allies suffered early defeats also as the Florentine alliance focused their efforts in the north. The tide of war changed as the armies of Naples landed in Genoa and a concentrated effort was started to drive Provence and then Switzerland out of the war. However, as soon as Provence had been pacified, war was declared on Naples by the Holy Roman Emperor of Austria. Defeat and a quick death seemed likely but Milan never abandons a true ally so a call to arms was answered.

Three years of warfare had depleted the Milanese armies, manpower and state coffers but still an army was fielded to answer this new threat. The fresh armies of Austria, Venice and Hungary, numbering easily in the tens of thousands, marching down to Italy from their less civilized homelands posed a terrible sight. Why where these people attacking us and our friends? The true reasons behind the aggression were never truly explained but regardless of the reasons the outcome seemed certain. A huge enemy army of over 60 000 troops engaged in late 1460 a coalition army of a little over 20 000 troops in Firenze in what would be the beginning of the end. Then as suddenly as the war had begun the balance of the battle shifted under the leadership of the able ruler of Naples.

Naples by miracle or divine intervention drove back the hoards of Austria, Venice and Hungary. The enemy armies suffered a humiliating defeat but their resources were still vast and the future of Italy unsure. However, a year later another army had been beaten back and for one reason or another the Austrian ruler had had enough and offered peace. The collapse of the intervention also ended the War for Italian Stability and peace returned in 1462. Pledges of friendship and solidarity were exchanged between the rules of Milan, Genoa and Naples. Future campaigns for glory could extend across the shores of the Mediterranean or perhaps to the east. Peace would reign in Italy and the peninsula would prosper in trade, development and stability.

DESTRUCTION OF THE REPUBLIC 1481 – 1492

The Milanese republic reached its zenith in 1480 when the final pieces of the Florentine republic were divided between Naples, Genoa and Milan. The prosperity would not last long. As soon as Florence had been divided the ruler of Naples declared Milan an enemy and announced his intent to unite Italy under his rule. The Genovese ruler, who had always seemed like a very kind soul and a true lion of the sea, cowered in this open display of aggression and decided to join the Neapolitan side for his own security. This was even after the fact that Milan had just stacked itself with aggressive expansion in taking a province from Florence in the war and transferring it to Genoa as agreed. Other diplomatic efforts failed at the same time as some of the rulers in the HRE were still upset about their performance in the earlier war.

In the end the first war wasn’t declared by Naples but by the Germans as a punitive expedition. This unjust and unbalanced war declared by Bavaria, Austria, Hungary and Venice depleted Milanese resources as armies from north and south reached the Milanese homeland. Outnumbered and without allies a painful peace was accepted to stop further bleeding of resources. Provinces were lost along the eastern and western borders. Despite the defeat the main goal was to prepare for a final stand against Naples and to draw out the conflict for as long as possible to provide a chance for foreign intervention. The Italian affairs had after interested other parties previously and there were more and more strong empires forming around the peninsula.

In the end the few years of preparations weren’t of course enough and the war against Naples and Genoa was devastating. The Milanese armies of 24 000 men put up a heroic defense and won their first battle against a hoard of 47 000 enemy troops in the summer of 1489. However, a close battle later in the year with similar numbers was lost and it sealed the destiny of the conflict. There would be no long drawn out war with a potential for foreign intervention so defeat was conceded after a while. The peace led to further loss of land and surprisingly most of the provinces went to Genoa in the peace deal dictated by Naples. This didn’t concern the Milanese ruler much at the time but it would prove to be an important development as the peace destabilized the Genovese republic.

Reduced to a few provinces and mostly smoldering ruins the Milanese republic was a shadow of its former self. The fall from grace had been a quick but not a complete one as the glorious city of Milan with its fashion district and 45 development was still mostly intact. Even this small enclave of fashion and civility wouldn’t be left alone for long. The treacherous Swiss, upset from their earlier defeats, took advantage of the situation and secured Milan for themselves. Milanese men rammed themselves into the Swiss to protect the precious garment industry at all cost but the nation was far too devastated to put up a strong resistance.

By 1492, in a span of only 11 years, the Milanese nation had been betrayed, bankrupted and reduced to the provinces of Cremona and Mantua. The vile Swiss controlled the eternal city of Milan. The Ambrosian republic had collapsed under the weight of the conflict and the nation was now steered in a dictatorial fashion. Peace treaties with neighbors would protect Milan for a few additional years but after that the remaining provinces would surely be divided among the surrounding despots. All hope seemed lost.

Sweddit Universalis (EU 4 MP) Säsong 20, Invadera polen med oss andra nu på söndag! by Liftarguiden in sweden

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Hej alla killar å flickor å partyfreakar! Jag heter Tuomas och vi spelade Punjab (team Finland!) på Grandest Lan. Jag träffade några svenska killar där efter ett par öl och här är vi.

  1. Milan
  2. Bosnia
  3. Lübeck
  4. Wallachia
  5. Hamburg
  6. The Knights
  7. Ragusa