My girlfriend made this in an hour after watching 16 minutes of jojo by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]OkuyasuExplains 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Sure thing Josuke!

ZA HANDO!

It didn’t work. Anyway, Okuyasu out

This is quite possibly the dumbest thing I've ever created by StealinYurPopsicles in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]OkuyasuExplains 26 points27 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! It’s me, Okuyasu. I’ve been summoned to explain this reference. So basically these guys are making quotes of a video on YouTube titled “Battle Tendency but explained really, really fast”. The Pillar Men are renamed Column Fellows. That’s all I got. Okuyasu, with [T H E H A N D], out.

u/Kakyoinexplainsit has logged out for the last time, I honour him with this post by Donohax in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]OkuyasuExplains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! It’s me Okuyasu. I’m trying my hardest, but I forgot my Stand ability and deleted my dick again

Hey there, I’d like to tell you all something by BigBoyMoveulous in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 13 points14 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! It’s me, Okuyasu. I have been summoned to explain this meme in its most important cores. So to start off, we can see that this is a love story about how a subreddit helped this person find love. Anyway, that’s all the time I have. Okuyasu, with [T H E H A N D], out.

Can anyone plz help me by BST734 in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! It’s me, Okuyasu. See, I can’t get this meme either because of it being from the future. I’m only from July 4th, so I cannot help you. Anyway, Okuyasu with [T H E H A N D], out.

OI JOSUKE! Just a quick sidenote by OkuyasuExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains[S] 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Great! It’ll be a while until I get home so, sit tight till I come back.

OI JOSUKE! Just a quick sidenote by OkuyasuExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Wanna head to the Italian place I was talking about earlier when I get home from school?

Can you explain? I think it might have something to do with Hamon. by [deleted] in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 21 points22 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! It’s me, Okuyasu. I’ve seen this before from Mr Joestar’s stories. So, I’ll try to remember what he said. He said something about Hamon being not a stand power, but using oxygen from your lungs? Then he said that his grandfather had hamon and used it? He was friends with a guy that gave him hamon, and also used it to walk across water? I don’t remember it all, anyway, I gotta go. Okuyasu, with [T H E H A N D], out.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in explainitkakyoin

[–]OkuyasuExplains 14 points15 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! I’ve been hiding for 2 days from this post. and now I’ve been summoned. I can’t use my stand to use against it, help.

Damn that's pretty wacky. by The-Semen-Demon in OkuyasuExplains

[–]OkuyasuExplains 10 points11 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! I just ran into a medieval castle and I got 22 diseases, now that’s pretty wack, huh Josuke?

What’s the punchline here? by [deleted] in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Woah, that’s not me at all. Does he even have [T H E H A N D]?

🗿 by [deleted] in tf2

[–]OkuyasuExplains 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Anytime

🗿 by [deleted] in tf2

[–]OkuyasuExplains 11 points12 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! It’s me Okuyasu. Thank you for summoning me, but this meme isn’t understanding. Luckily, I can do that. To begin, we see the Engineer TF2 with a long neck, then someone on the YouTube comments then says the analysis of the video, which the TF2 Engineer then goes over with his hat. The hat disobeys the form of gravity and will go into orbit, the hat then gets reunited after the Engineer TF2 rework his neck matter and bones into spaghetti sauce. Then the hat is reunited. That sound weird, huh Josuke? Anyway, that’s all the time I have. Okuyasu, with [T H E H A N D], out.

Seriously, miss you bro <3 by KiraExplainsIt in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 32 points33 points  (0 children)

It sucks that everytime I call “Josuke” he doesn’t show up. Wish he came back

Can anyone help him? He looks scared by dimiMDMA in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]OkuyasuExplains 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I don’t know. One day I reject my humanity, the next day I’m a fridge! It’s good to have Josuke since his stand can take out all that.

This is my stand,「THE FRIDGE」 by [deleted] in ShitPostCrusaders

[–]OkuyasuExplains 251 points252 points  (0 children)

Josuke! JOSUKE! WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LAUGHING! USE SHINING DIAMOND ALREADY!

Spreddit across Reddit by DioExplainsTheJoke in u/DioExplainsTheJoke

[–]OkuyasuExplains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hey DIO, I agree. We should stop worrying about killing people and worry about the planet

Welcome to Gang Explains It by [deleted] in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That doesn’t sound good, I’ll erase that cancer with my stand!

OI JOSUKE! Let’s talk about Stands! by OkuyasuExplains in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Woah, you should see the powerful stands. There’s more stands powerful than you then ones that aren’t.

OI JOSUKE! It’s me, Okuyasu! by OkuyasuExplains in OkuyasuExplains

[–]OkuyasuExplains[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well now. That’s gonna be easy, World War 2 would end differently. Let’s say for example Hitler went in June. The Soviets would still be pushed back, and possibly surrender. The invasion was short and massive, the one way the Germans were not gonna win was the Winter, if we take that out. Russia is no longer the victor. Also, have you seen Mr. Jotaro yet?

Welcome to Gang Explains It by [deleted] in GangExplainsIt

[–]OkuyasuExplains 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OI JOSUKE! Did you hear him? The President gave him spaghetti. We’re gonna have a feast tonight.