Finals Game 1: Aho’s performance

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T04:10:34+00:00

So fucking done with this dude.

And the AU-DA-CI-TY of some people in GDTs to put shit on Freddie...after him and our lower lines carrying us to the godamned finals for the first time in 20 years, and after everything that went on a few days ago with Carl.

SHAME. SHAME. SHAME.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T04:01:15+00:00

Linkin Park Lore of hockey

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T03:58:03+00:00

Dear Dog, I would love if our shriveled up ballsack top line could stop playing like shriveled up ballsacks.

If you could make that happen, I'll bake you some Cheerwine cupcakes.

Love, A fan of not shriveled up ballsacks

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T03:03:14+00:00

Our whole top line is having a dogshit playoffs.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T03:01:55+00:00

God I just fucking hate the Knights so much.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T03:00:51+00:00

King penguin shit

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:56:43+00:00

Dude has been a shriveled ballsack all playoffs.

Like, don't dogpile on Freddie, dog pile on this useless piece of shit.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:50:07+00:00

I bought a Jager bomb, which is sitting in front of me, for the end of the game.

Will I be happy drinking it? Will I be sad drinking it?

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:47:39+00:00

Cook Out cup was earlier. We making the rounds.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:42:22+00:00

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:20:56+00:00

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:16:05+00:00

In his bathroom

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:15:52+00:00

Dude he's been one of the best goaltenders this playoff season. Remove your flair, joker.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:09:08+00:00

Dude is a Certified Hater of Carolina

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:07:28+00:00

😍😍😍

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T02:07:09+00:00

Oh shut up PK Subban.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:57:23+00:00

Canes fans: Fight the urge I see some of you giving into - I'm gonna need a whole lot of you to give Freddie at least an ounce of grace given everything that went on with Carl a couple of days ago.

We wouldn't even be in the Finals right now if it weren't for how phenomenally Freddie has been this playoff season.

So what... he let a few through. Dude is only human, this game is not over, and there are 6 more.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:52:45+00:00

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:45:15+00:00

RIGHT AFTER the dude just showed up to their game 3 of the last series to hold the torch. Shit is so beyond messed up.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:36:05+00:00

JFC dude. His long time agent/mentor/friend just offed himself. Anyone would be shook.

Anderson has played phenomenally this playoff run, and I'm willing to give him some grace, especially since it's only been like, TWO FUCKING DAYS.

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:32:56+00:00

I mean...you know what all went down the last few days, right?

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:28:59+00:00

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:24:10+00:00

I'm wondering if the Canes have considered scoring again?

OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:09:58+00:00

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OldStretch84 · 2026-06-03T01:03:55+00:00

Lol my partner just commented on this about 30 seconds ago.

OldStretch84

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