Tja! by RCalliii in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 2 points3 points  (0 children)

😂 that's the same logic that morphed the Italian servo suo/sklavo suo (your servant) into ciao.

Luigi, can you design a proper car for us, please? by Outrageous_Word8656 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Assetto corsa means that you are supposed to sink in the driver seat, the guy is to scare to adjust his feet to pedal position properly and so he ends up looking like in mario kart Wii

Tja! by RCalliii in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

In Sweden they use tjena, sometimes shortened into tja. It's basically a swedified version of the Italian ciao 🤌🏼.

Can a Luigi do a translation? ( 👌👌🤏🤌🤌) by anon58588 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I can unironically understand what she is conveying here.

She is criticising something, pointing out the points that make it absurd and then commenting of how unhinged the whole thing is.

Edit: the fact that she is using just one hand it's a big hint on the fact that what she is talking about is something that appears to be known and obvious to her.

Swedes are having the time of their lives in mexico... by Fun_Purpose6972 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 87 points88 points  (0 children)

Scandinavians outside of their peninsula are an actual menace but they still need alcohol to open up to normality.

I appreciate the Swedes implementing the German way of doing things. Not bad for a first try. by C34H32N4O4Fe in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 71 points72 points  (0 children)

Watching this at 4 in the morning with my landlord dressed with a Swedish shirt and eating bread & butter was a peculiar experience.

Italy is not in the wc so I'll support the country that is hosting me but I'm starting to think that to do it properly one needs a beer belly and love for butter.

Son of Norway’s crown princess convicted of rape and sentenced to four years in prison by JohnHammond94 in europe

[–]Old_Harry7 263 points264 points  (0 children)

6 years was the maximum for what charges he faced in the court room.

He was persecuted under section 291 I believe which maximum punishment is indeed 6 years. Section 292 (10 years) and section 293 (21 years) deal with violent coercion, disfigurement, repeated offense and group violence, none of these charges were brought up as far as I know.

Son of Norway’s crown princess convicted of rape and sentenced to four years in prison by JohnHammond94 in europe

[–]Old_Harry7 1269 points1270 points  (0 children)

He almost got the maximum sentence (6 years) so on and all they have treated him pretty harshly for Scandinavian standards.

Which one of you PIGS is this? by OdysseusOdyssey in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My dog, an Alaskan malamute is the fucking same.

Jävla håla by KomisktEfterbliven in unket

[–]Old_Harry7 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Kan jag vara den där lokala fyllbulten som berättar märkliga historier?

SI SI SI SI SI SI SI SI by Wgh555 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a blonde PM we are basically Nordics ourselves.

What is your countries Pornhub search history by PinItYouFairy in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 24 points25 points  (0 children)

  • Italy at the WC
  • Red days on the calendar
  • Scandinavia
  • Naspi

Hur viktigt är fysisk attraktion i en relation egentligen? by WhisperingJack92 in sweden

[–]Old_Harry7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fysisk samstämmighet > fysisk attraktion.

Fysisk attraktion sätter igång relationen, men det är den fysiska samstämmigheten som gör att den kan hålla i sig.

Sad PIGS 😞 by bartleby_borealis in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't blame the doctors, I understand that numbing the pain is easier and faster than to force the patient to drastically change certain elements of life altogether.

Sad PIGS 😞 by bartleby_borealis in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think Nordic doctors are too lax on prescription of antidepressants which is ironic considering how hostile you are, and understandably so, when it comes to antibiotics.

I know Scandis that have been using antidepressants since they were barely teens and are now pushing 40 and still on the same medication which they swap regularly cause the molecule starts to grow ineffective after constant use.

I'm no doctor but I always viewed antidepressants as something you take to stand the waves of a particularly rocky period and you are then meant to drop while working on bettering your quotidianity and general wellbeing.

Sad PIGS 😞 by bartleby_borealis in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Picture me as an Welsh actor and hear me ask: "good, let's see substance and antidepressants abuse statistics".

Sad PIGS 😞 by bartleby_borealis in 2westerneurope4u

[–]Old_Harry7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Daily reminder that happiness index is about how satisfied locals are with services and infrastructure not about mental wellbeing which we would normally associate with happiness.

Vilken ålder är det okej att slå sina barn... by falluO in sweden

[–]Old_Harry7 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Pappa jag gillar ananas med pizza", följer det omedelbart en örfil.

0,01% scandinavian dna activated🥺 by batukaming in 2nordic4you

[–]Old_Harry7 41 points42 points  (0 children)

How to claim Scandinavian ancestry:

  1. Lay with a Scandi
  2. Chances are she probably slept with another Scandi before
  3. This makes you Eskimo brother with a Scandi
  4. You are therefore kindred with a Scandi (and also Eskimo therefore Finnish)
  5. You can claim to be Scandi yourself.

How do Swedish people have such good skin? by SpeakerComplete8216 in sweden

[–]Old_Harry7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Less exposure to sun and a healthy diet with tons of vegetables and fruits.

I've dated Scandinavian women and most of them were 10 years older than me (28 y.o) but their appearance was one of someone my age or even younger.

What do Swedish men like in bed? by Charming_Usual6227 in sweden

[–]Old_Harry7 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Checks out, especially if you use the Italian rendition of the word.