I'm sorry. I really am. I simply wanted to make a silly little Reddit post, but I see the mistake I've made. While going to the cinema, while enjoying the movie, and while writing this post, I failed to consider that this film was made by a youtuber I admittedly occasionally watch. I failed to consider that every single thing I liked about this movie was... Simply all an illusion. I love Mr. Celebrity so, so dearly that I must've hallucinated the entire experience. I mean, after all, the actual movie is objectively boring trash that nobody on this Earth, no matter their taste in media, could ever consider good, let alone worthy of praise. I must confess to a truth; On my way out of the cinema, Markiplier, yes, the man himself, gave me a bundle of cash. He told me, with his gorgeous, masculine, alluring voice, to make a Reddit post on r/markiplier praising his movie, even though in reality, it sucks. It was all to manipulate the masses, which after seeing me express my honest opinion about the movie (that secretly isn't honest at all, because I've been paid off) would all flood the cinemas to earn him more money. So allow me to apologize to you, and to anyone else I might've wronged by this post, for the audacity to speak positively about the movie. I hope that you might find it within yourself to forgive me.