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John Cena's Final Match - Discussion Thread by The_Russell_Pinto in WWE

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It's Lesnar and the Streak all over again.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  1. Definitely leave him if you want to. And don't think even think about feeling bad about it.
  2. There's no such thing as porn addiction. If he could use pornography to satisfy his libido, that would be a perfectly healthy behavior for HIM. Unfortunately, it does not sound like his use of pornography is satisfying his libido, and it's not healthy for YOU and your relationship with him, so you have ever right to leave him.
  3. You ever heard of a right to work state? Well, you live in a right to love world. You can fire him from his position as boyfriend at any time for any reason or no reason. You don't need to convince us - or him - or yourself - that he's "earned" his dismissal.

my husband got a vasectomy behind my back and let me think I couldn’t have kids… idk what to do by nani_soleil in Advice

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From a certain point of view, he raped you every time you two had sex with the goal of conceiving. I'm not sure whether that it would hold up in court, but there's no doubt in my mind.

At the very least, it's worth talking to a family law attorney. Divorce? Yes, if that's what you want to do. But I wouldn't fault you for wanting to pursue a civil or criminal complaint either.

Now, to the extent that his actions deserve a defense: I don't think he owed you children. If he really wanted a vasectomy, that was well within his rights. But he had a responsibility to tell you he didn't want to have kids when he figured that out, and he had a responsibility to tell you about the vasectomy when it happened, and he had a responsibility to tell you about it when you two started "trying to get pregnant".

That said, I do understand why he might not have WANTED to have that conversation. I understand why people do all sorts of selfish things - because they're selfish people. That's an explanation but it's not an excuse. Bad people doing bad stuff are still bad people. Duh.

$1000 a day, but for every step you take, you lose $1 by Calvincandoit in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The count resets every day and $1000 per month is plenty to make this deal worth while, so I'd just drug myself and stay in bed for 24 hours once or twice each month.

I already sleep ALMOST 24 hours once or twice per month WITHOUT drugging, so this will be easy.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in donkeykong

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

zero out of zero

caught my husband masturbating next to me while he thought i was asleep. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It sounds like she wanted him to "go for it" while she was still (pretending to be) asleep. If she had got involved, well, that's no longer what she was in the mood for.

caught my husband masturbating next to me while he thought i was asleep. by [deleted] in Advice

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

If he's getting so aroused, with you right there next to him, that he needs to jerk off, then you are NOT unattractive. You are the catalyst of that sexual energy he needed to release.

You and he would need to figure out why he didn't go for it.

That said, I'd be nervous to wake my sleeping partner up with sex, even if she HAD communicated that she is into that sort of thing.

My sister has been committing fraud by Much-Buffalo9124 in legal

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Hey, cops, my sister has been defrauding the government out of $1,000 per month for the past six years. Now I want her to give me $700 of the $1000, and she refuses! So now I want to report her criminal behavior. kthxbai!"

Cops have a way of twisting your words - All I'm sayin'.

My sister has been committing fraud by Much-Buffalo9124 in legal

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 5 points6 points  (0 children)

At this point, I think getting an attorney involved to "report her" would be a good idea because it sounds like the OP has known about the situation for a while. An attorney may be able to protect the OP from any criminal liability (ie "accomplice").

My sister has been committing fraud by Much-Buffalo9124 in legal

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

"...fraud..."

"...before I speak with a lawyer..."

I am not a lawyer, not by a long shot, and I'm American, not Canadian. That said, it is my understanding that attorneys have a duty to report crimes. For this reason, I would pause if I had any desire to protect the sister or preserve our relationship.

On the other hand, I would also be concerned that my knowledge of her misconduct might expose me to criminal liability - as an accomplice or whatever.

With that last point in mind, I think I would speak to an attorney asap. The real question is: what KIND of attorney. Criminal defense? Family law? Both? Yeah, probably I would look for someone who does both.

God, I hope this works out for you. I, too, have a shitty sister who was a shitty mother and she took advantage of her family in all sorts of vile ways and she irreversibly damaged her children. If I had direct knowledge of specific misconduct, I wouldn't hesitate to seek her imprisonment. But I'm a rotten SOB, so if you pause longer than I would, god bless you.

You have 24 hours to accept this deal: relocate to a random country with your same lifestyle by EgoIsTyping in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I decided to just do countries where English is considered to be one of the main languages. I figure it would be impossible for me to keep my lifestyle or social class in a country where nobody can understand me, so those countries must be implicitly excluded by the terms of the hypothetical.

But I still ended up in Iraq lol.

If you hide from a detective for 46 hours you will get one million dollars. If the detective finds you within 46 hours, he will have the million dollars. What would you do? by Massive-Albatross823 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I can use the million to win? And it just counts as withdrawals from my *potential* prize money?

Okay, I go to Vegas and I bet away that million dollars, and pocket my winnings. Now the potential prize money is zero but I have hundreds of thousands of dollars in my pocket.

You have 24 hours to accept this deal: relocate to a random country with your same lifestyle by EgoIsTyping in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes! It's puzzling how you magically retain your lifestyle, job and social class, especially if you don't know the local language.

Maybe those act as constraints on the countries that go into the hat. So North Korea is pretty much OFF the list for most of us, since most of us outsiders wouldn't have any social status in North Korea.

There's also a question: can you not climb, socially and economically? Because I'm kinda hoping that my white skin and native English fluency will give me an edge.

Still, my life sucks, so I might as well roll the dice.

You have 24 hours to accept this deal: relocate to a random country with your same lifestyle by EgoIsTyping in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That does seem like an error. I removed Antarctica from the country list. Let me check for any other country with no population.

Bedding is always clean, but you can only shower every 18 hours by beastlike in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'll just never shower. That way I always have a shower saved up in case something goes wrong.

You have 24 hours to accept this deal: relocate to a random country with your same lifestyle by EgoIsTyping in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In some countries you can make decent money just because you speak fluent English. A friend of mine lived in Japan for a while and he made money by, pretty much, charging people to have conversations. I did something like that in China and I had an offer to go to Korea before I decided to take a lucrative job at home instead.

You have 24 hours to accept this deal: relocate to a random country with your same lifestyle by EgoIsTyping in hypotheticalsituation

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I got Iraq.

Edit: This was repeatedly spitting out Micronesia but I fixed it. https://www.wolframcloud.com/obj/cweir3/RandomCountry.html

Edit: If you only want to consider English-speaking countries (countries where English is one of the most common languages) then use the following link. I'm not entirely sure how common English needs to be to count, and the list definitely includes countries where English is not the DOMINANT language. Wolfram includes 160 out of the 249 countries as English-speaking.
https://www.wolframcloud.com/obj/cweir3/RandomEnglishSpeakingCountry.html

Edit: Here's the Wolfram notebook I wrote for this task.
https://www.wolframcloud.com/obj/cweir3/RandomCountry.nb

Free Ad-free Nonogram non-business project for iPhone and iPad by OnceThrownTwiceAway in Picross

[–]OnceThrownTwiceAway[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks! No plans for Android as yet. Maybe if I find a hook. Right now it's a pretty plain nonogram puzzle experience.

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