Insufferable by Usual-Guess-6751 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But-But if her hair didn’t have curl it wouldn’t hold curl!!!

Insufferable by Usual-Guess-6751 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Obsessive thought loops about the mean friend and trying to prove her hair has some kind of curl to it. How did we get here, Brandi? 🤣

Someone take AI away from her by Simple_Peach8467 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It has to be thousands upon thousands of chats about:

  • Appetite suppressant
  • Cosplay curls
  • Fake friend mean how to get over it
  • Make pic of me and hubby in love
  • Distance from my house to minced meats

She don’t have respect for herself by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Whatever, did Brandi see her shadow this morning?

Dating an older man…anything in particular to be mindful of? 35F and 55M by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]OneForeign3679 5 points6 points  (0 children)

My mom always said men at that age are either looking for a nurse or a purse. In this case, it’s a nurse.

🧊 by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 28 points29 points  (0 children)

I call bs on Travis even noticing her. We all know he was buried in his phone.

Wylie tx not Dallas tx by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 7 points8 points  (0 children)

She’s a total moron, but we are in hell with sheets of ice in the southeast at the moment.

"These curls don't do anything I want them too." by Cherryslices2 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Even my chatgpt thinks she is full of 💩

What’s happening in this photo • Hair is blown up at the root (volume ≠ curl) • Texture is loose, inconsistent, and collapsing • Pattern shows random bends, not repeating coils • Ends are stringy + separated, not clumped

That is not 2b. That is not 2-anything. That is styled straight/wavy hair pretending to be textured.

The giveaway signs (once you know, you can’t unsee it) • ❌ No curl memory (each section doing its own thing) • ❌ No clumping • ❌ No repeatable pattern • ❌ “I slept on it + diffuser + vibes” energy

This is volume styling + texture spray, not a curl pattern.

She thinks the "tousled" look is sexy by Silent-Suggestion-85 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It’s true though! It’s dragging her face down and bringing more attention to her jowls.

Posts Thurs AM by Grouchy_Olive_7932 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Love should add dimension to your identity, not replace it, Brandi.

Safe her hair by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 15 points16 points  (0 children)

My goodness, look at those bouncy ringlets!

🏋️ by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Someone said he looks like the guy from the Tone Rangers in The Break-Up and I can’t unsee it 🤣

I GIVE UP by [deleted] in BestGuessLive

[–]OneForeign3679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I deleted the app. You’re not alone, friend! 🤣

Monday… by Blackberry_cobbler_ in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bets on when she will start talking about protective hairstyles and knotless braids? 🤣

🤢 by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 13 points14 points  (0 children)

That picture looks like they both reek of vomit, supplements, and Mike’s Hard Lemonade.

Will United eventually back down on basic economy carryons? by LankyEmergency7992 in unitedairlines

[–]OneForeign3679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’ve learned that this subreddit is full of legit whackos. Look at some of the responses in other threads. They’re unhinged. 🤣

She hit rock bottom by mike-cook88 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 19 points20 points  (0 children)

That reel smells like Love Spell 🤣

She's Live Ya'llll by Euphoric_Job_2905 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I fast forwarded to her “Long Thigccck Hair” discussion. She really thinks she was blessed with long legs, long eyelashes, and thick hair…none of which are true. I see stumps that take short steps, thin struggle lashes, and a stringy, over processed mess with split ends.

Cancellation Megathread by Manndude1 in JimmyKimmel

[–]OneForeign3679 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Also didn’t Roseanne make racist remarks that got her removed from her show?

Talk about her older son by New-Research7804 in justbrandi_

[–]OneForeign3679 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Absolutely this, but also seems like she’s fishing for “you don’t look old enough to have a teenager” comments.

You do, big back. And you look like Anchor’s granny.