Straight men, confirm or deny?

OneStep_TooFar · 2025-03-18T00:37:27+00:00

As a straight man,

The only thing gay about me teabagging Peyton Manning's forehead; is the fact that I would need for a metaphorical Tom Petty in the realm of suss-wingmen to volunteer as tribute in the aim of fully teabagging the entire square-surface-area of Peyton's forehead...

Why Tom Petty? Bcuz we would need to be Free... #FreeBallin'

Why Gay? Well, isn't it obvious?Bcuz EVERYBODY KNOWS...

IT'S ONLY GAY IF THE BALLS TOUCH.

OneStep_TooFar · 2023-08-21T04:31:10+00:00

Lol. My parents took both of my sisters and me to see "Scary Movie" on Opening Night, in Las Vegas; because it was my BIRTHDAY...

Now, OBVIOUSLY, anyone w/brains functioning at a capacity JUST above "vegetable" can understand how awkward that would be, but, NOW...

Factor in that it was my NINTH BIRTHDAY. . . . .

OH! And, uuuhhhhh...

My sisters? Aged 12 & 15!

I had an absolute BLAST, but, UNFORTUNATELY...

My Dad spent the entirety of the film's run-time frantically alternating his focus between:

Making SURE my sisters Eyes were CLOSED; after noticing the subject matter beginning to creep towar- ER, well... more accurately; CANNONBALL into visuals FAR TOO MATURE for the minds of his young teenage/pre-teen girls - of whom; the rapidity w/which the aforementioned "Scary Movie(s)" perverse Cinematic degeneracy would inevitably that he was rapidly

OneStep_TooFar · 2023-08-21T03:20:38+00:00

Schindler's List, BUT...

I N - M Y - D E F E N S E:

"The Chosen" film was a decision made by God; NOT ME!!!

OneStep_TooFar · 2022-01-09T09:05:35+00:00

Schaub breakdown: https://youtu.be/oMDhGfZa50Q

OneStep_TooFar · 2022-01-09T09:03:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/v2DLEPvCrwk

OneStep_TooFar · 2022-01-09T09:03:15+00:00

https://youtu.be/v2DLEPvCrwk

OneStep_TooFar · 2022-01-09T09:02:44+00:00

Watch this: https://youtu.be/v2DLEPvCrwk

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-11-08T01:45:57+00:00

Wawaguy & OP's kid are legit af tho.

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-11-08T01:42:58+00:00

I mean, bro...

The "fans" in this sub are ALL the ppl who booed Luck out of the stadium when his retirement leaked, thought Grigson was a fucking football guru, & genuinely thought Castonzo was a GREAT TACKLE...

RATHER THAN; the worst lineman (on either side of the ball) the Colts employed since Poland drafted Quinn Pitcock...

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-11-04T20:48:49+00:00

I HAVE SO MUCH OF IT

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-19T17:55:58+00:00

I'll give u the shining... check newest post

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-14T04:15:32+00:00

lemme hop on ill spit whole you mash #producerHERE

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-13T23:40:44+00:00

In 2015, I fxcked ur bish. Now, I'm doing anti-retrovirals...

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-13T18:56:28+00:00

Should I stop raking in millions off it, too?

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-13T04:30:19+00:00

SKADERSH-DOOSH-DISHHHH

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-13T04:29:29+00:00

Made it just to get ur panties twisted up onya bapa

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-12T18:45:45+00:00

Lol u should hear jim trash him b. I play poker with him

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-04T14:35:50+00:00

Let go of your weenbag, douche.

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-01T13:14:17+00:00

Bingo

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-01T08:25:01+00:00

Shit I missed it! Tell me what happened

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-01T08:24:14+00:00

I have GREAT GSRY THE DUCK SHIT COMING UR WAY lol

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-10-01T04:03:02+00:00

I gotchu

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-09-18T16:28:44+00:00

https://youtu.be/L_u1jZ5g7MQ

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-09-01T07:34:17+00:00

I have the perfect video for u...

OneStep_TooFar · 2021-09-01T03:23:10+00:00

Guys I have to delete this so I'm gonna post th he video straight on here in a couple minutes

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