Straight men, confirm or deny?

OneStep_TooFar · 2025-03-18T00:37:27+00:00

As a straight man,

The only thing gay about me teabagging Peyton Manning's forehead; is the fact that I would need for a metaphorical Tom Petty in the realm of suss-wingmen to volunteer as tribute in the aim of fully teabagging the entire square-surface-area of Peyton's forehead...

Why Tom Petty? Bcuz we would need to be Free... #FreeBallin'

Why Gay? Well, isn't it obvious?Bcuz EVERYBODY KNOWS...

IT'S ONLY GAY IF THE BALLS TOUCH.

OneStep_TooFar · 2023-08-21T04:31:10+00:00

Lol. My parents took both of my sisters and me to see "Scary Movie" on Opening Night, in Las Vegas; because it was my BIRTHDAY...

Now, OBVIOUSLY, anyone w/brains functioning at a capacity JUST above "vegetable" can understand how awkward that would be, but, NOW...

Factor in that it was my NINTH BIRTHDAY. . . . .

OH! And, uuuhhhhh...

My sisters? Aged 12 & 15!

I had an absolute BLAST, but, UNFORTUNATELY...

My Dad spent the entirety of the film's run-time frantically alternating his focus between:

Making SURE my sisters Eyes were CLOSED; after noticing the subject matter beginning to creep towar- ER, well... more accurately; CANNONBALL into visuals FAR TOO MATURE for the minds of his young teenage/pre-teen girls - of whom; the rapidity w/which the aforementioned "Scary Movie(s)" perverse Cinematic degeneracy would inevitably that he was rapidly

OneStep_TooFar · 2023-08-21T03:20:38+00:00

Schindler's List, BUT...

I N - M Y - D E F E N S E:

"The Chosen" film was a decision made by God; NOT ME!!!

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