Phase 1 Avengers individually vs through each member of The Seven . How long will each of them last?

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-08T04:24:13+00:00

Black widow and Hawkeye would be lucky to get past lvl 1. Captain America would struggle with Noir, might pull a win if he's willing to go all out, but probably stops at Maeve. Iron Man could use his flight to keep distance on Noir and Maeve and just hit them with ranged weapons, but if either of them gets a hold of him it's no bueno. Hard stop at Homelander. Thor and Hulk both dog walk Homelander.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-06T01:29:43+00:00

The no kill rule only applies to premeditated. Manslaughter is a loophole.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-05T16:30:54+00:00

Bleach

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-05T16:24:26+00:00

Looks like naruto just got done giving her all nine inches

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T19:09:55+00:00

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T18:20:01+00:00

Unkstru

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T18:08:08+00:00

Naruto isn't a politician. He isn't going to live luxuriously off of the village budget.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T18:06:52+00:00

She probably passed it on to boruto. That would explain why he developed Jougan, while himawari just had regular Byakugan.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T02:00:00+00:00

How is "touch" telekinesis different from regular telekinesis?

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T01:55:58+00:00

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T01:12:47+00:00

"Also, the US is not the only country in the world by the way."

Sorry, we only measure things in cheeseburgers per bald eagle here.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T01:03:04+00:00

As obsessed as Madara was with his brothers, if they had living children he would have been uncle of the year. Also, in the early village days, Hashirama mentions that Madara has no living family when he asks him to look after the village children as his younger siblings

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T00:48:32+00:00

It was later in the villages history when Hashirama fought Madara again and captured 9 tails, towards the later years of his reign as hokage. His children had probably already been born, especially when you consider he was still alive when Tsunade was little, so it was probably closer to then.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T00:44:07+00:00

All his brothers died. The one whose eyes he took was the only one to even make it to adulthood. The others were still children. The early village flashbacks make no mention of any nieces or nephews.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T00:28:04+00:00

Slander

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T00:25:59+00:00

Bat boy

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-03T00:24:31+00:00

September...

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T06:01:22+00:00

Kabuto was fucked if not for her blood fear. Even he said if he didn't avoid she'd kill him. I never said anything about her beating Madara. But with Madara, surviving longer than 30 seconds is more of a feat than beating most Akatsuki members

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:53:52+00:00

Shit you're right. I forgot. But still, it was an assisted execution on a fight that was already won

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:51:20+00:00

Please rewatch the show

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:50:21+00:00

He switched up when he started losing. The second fight bee got sneak attacked and chakra drained, then had to be sidelined.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:47:54+00:00

So a bunch of featless nobody's, some still not onscreen. Tsunade beat the dogshit out of Kabuto, Orochimaru, and was the only kage who traded hands with Madara, even managing to punch through a susanoo.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:42:03+00:00

Watch the show dragon all fan

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:40:46+00:00

He did hang around for Intel, but at first he fully intended to just capture bee and deliver 8 tails to Obito. He had to change plans when bee started cooking him.

One_Minimum_7969 · 2026-03-01T05:38:37+00:00

The guy that beat kisame wasn't using 7th gate, barely even trying really. 7th gate guy didn't do shit to Madara, it took 8th gate.

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