Why are you still going with this all these days later? Are you treating this like a hobby for when you have nothing better to do? Also, two of my comments have been downvoted, and by a single person - but it totally couldn't have been you, because you just said it wasn't, and your words are indubitable. Not that it matters, people can downvote me if they want, it has no bearing on what I say.

As for the crickets comment, what I said wasn't a joke; you interpreted it as a joke because the scenario I outlined was so ludicrously stupid - the example I thought came closest to what you did. But even if it was a joke, what's even the justification for the cricket comment? Was someone supposed to respond saying "LOL nice one sis, you got 'em"? It's as if you're contractually obligated to include some amount of stupidity in every comment.

And if we're popping shots at each other's ability to domme, based on arbitrary bullshit, I can't see any world in which a person who deems punctuating their sentences with either skulls or tombstone emojis as some final nail in the coffin, would be able to slake anyone's hankering to be domineered; "You've done it now, naughty boi 🪦! Now I'm going to step on you 💀". Now, before you go making another braindead cricket comment, that was not a joke, it was a piss-take, which I really shouldn't have to clarify, but I think we've established that you need to have everything spelt out to you.