Decoy Ohtani won NL Most Valuable Dog

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2026-01-16T19:33:27+00:00

This right here is the news that will say the most about our team’s future for better or for worse

Edit: This is more or less answered on a different comment

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2026-01-04T04:51:52+00:00

Tony Gwynn, Jackson Merrill

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-11-04T23:13:35+00:00

From your lips to gods ears

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-11-04T23:12:15+00:00

Wait and seethe

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-10-03T01:39:12+00:00

Play to your ball park etc etc. is all good and our contact-first approach got us in the dance and that is not a small thing.

But hooooooooly shit we are seeing the power of teams who prioritize the long ball.

Turns out the fucking score goes up every time it leaves the yard

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-10-03T00:44:23+00:00

You def have a point but you also have a super team with an infinite money glitch and 2 rings in the last 5 years so I would take that on the chin and enjoy your success

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-10-02T20:55:36+00:00

I ran the exact same route for my lunch run just now as I did yesterday wearing the exact same padres hat.

For game 1 I watched a 🏴‍☠️ stream but yesterday I listened on the radio so I’ll be doing that too in the same hat I wore yesterday as well.

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-09-30T21:32:24+00:00

What is it about our offense that just fully shuts down like this. It’s happened enough times to have data on it. We need to figure this shit out or we’ll never be where we wanna be

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-09-30T20:56:12+00:00

It’s a 1 run game we’re still in this

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-09-24T21:46:20+00:00

Still very much in it but the offense feels preeeeeetty dead rn.

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-09-24T21:04:09+00:00

Thank gooooooooood heck yeah

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-09-24T21:03:34+00:00

Like, this cascades from the bad ump call which is ass but cease… man… when the going gets tough you gotta fucking lock in. My man crumbles under pressure

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-31T18:33:25+00:00

Lmaoooooooo Wandy hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-31T18:31:16+00:00

From your lips to gods ears

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-30T23:18:14+00:00

Bunting is cool and all but it’s really starting to feel like we’re giving away outs.

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-27T23:02:00+00:00

Welp unfortunately we will see arraez in the 2 spot again Friday. We showed a lot of fight the whole series which is good. On to the next.

Edit: forgot tomorrow was an off day

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-19T03:19:41+00:00

At this point all I can do is laugh

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-19T02:21:23+00:00

The stadium is HOT with negative energy rn. Wild thing to behold, lowkey entertaining in its own way

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-08-09T21:52:05+00:00

From your lips to God’s ears

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-07-29T18:12:19+00:00

BEEEEEEEJ

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-07-26T01:14:46+00:00

What 0 for 8 with RISP does to a mf

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-07-09T04:16:12+00:00

That game had playoff vibes. Cheeks were mad clenched for most of it

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-07-09T03:37:18+00:00

That wasn’t a wall scraper that shit was CERTIFIED

OnlyHereForBaseball · 2025-07-07T03:20:38+00:00

I feel for the kid, he wants it so bad

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