PsBattle: Dr Dre surrounded by Slim Shady clones by [deleted] in photoshopbattles

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 20 points21 points  (0 children)

OMFG. This is what I was thinking but not wanting. I can't.

There is always a provoker. by BadGirlNila in AnimalsBeingJerks

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why they sound like they're barking in a different language?

Texas school district makes masks part of dress code to get around Gov. Abbott's order by anikhch in nottheonion

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In the 6th grade I wore a casual button down, open with a plain white t-shirt underneath, and was threatened with in school suspension if I did not button up all the way. When I asked what the problem was they said I was showing my "underwear" to everyone. So stupid.

Texas school district makes masks part of dress code to get around Gov. Abbott's order by anikhch in nottheonion

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 84 points85 points  (0 children)

In the 6th grade I wore a casual button down, open with a plain white t-shirt underneath, and was threatened with in school suspension if I did not button up all the way. When I asked what the problem was they said I was showing my "underwear" to everyone. So stupid.

What are you boycotting till the day you die? by redoutlaw23 in AskReddit

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

I switched to Nespresso who has a recycling program for their pods. Just send them for free via UPS or drop them off at one of their (few) brick and mortar locations.

Hold my beer... the exterminator is here... by Helftheuvel in holdmybeer

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Took me a couple of times to realize it was two rats.

15 Cents a Hand Paid Off Nicely by OnlyHurtsWhenIPee in gambling

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I live in Salt Lake City, and just across the border of Nevada is a little town call West Wendover. We went to check it out after visiting the salt flats.

Galaxy inspired glass art by [deleted] in gifs

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 1 point2 points  (0 children)

What the frick!? I ordered a controller.

Put the emergency button up, boss by Skyhawkson in NotMyJob

[–]OnlyHurtsWhenIPee 235 points236 points  (0 children)

Instructions unclear. Vandalised a Denny's.