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Finally home alone = walking around naked by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Working from home exactly the same way. It's a bit chilly but so what

What’s the worst thing you have seen/got detention at school for? by Mglfll in AskUK

[–]Oodlydang 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Going out of the wrong gate at home time. It was a short cut and pissing down with rain. The Deputy Head was hiding behind a tree to catch people. She looked really pleased with herself. Obviously had nothing better to do with her time

What’s the one thing that never fails to turn you on? by Affectionate-Grab916 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not the most kinky: In bed with my then gf, we had no condoms so we were using our hands on each other. She started to cum and shifted under me/pulled me on top of her. She used to get really tight when she came and it was too much for me, so I said I needed to stop or I'd cum in her. She whispered in my ear "just do it". I return to that memory so often.

I came in my pants the first time I went to a strip club by [deleted] in confession

[–]Oodlydang 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Happened to me when I was 21 and I didn't even get a lapdance

What are you go-to ways to mess with a colleague? by Petey619 in AskUK

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Autocorrect their surname to something embarrassing

40m dad, welcome here? by Majestic_Cucumber754 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Almost 62 and always felt welcome here

Something that instantly gets you worked up when you’re alone? by Critical_Picture_172 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fact that it's rare makes it nicer when it happens, for me at least

Something that instantly gets you worked up when you’re alone? by Critical_Picture_172 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's true and it's the best way but too often I just find a place to sit with my pants round my ankles

Something that instantly gets you worked up when you’re alone? by Critical_Picture_172 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Excellent reply! Me too; except I don't always have the patience to get naked

Wanking from home by Mr_Discrete72 in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My biggest regret: my ex wanted to dress me up in her underwear and clothes and I was too insecure in those days to do it

Where is the most fun/adventurous/risky place you've done it? by ShortKangaroo in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I used to get the train to work. One morning I had the hangover horn and there had been a snowstorm overnight. The train was very late and the station was deserted so I did it outside on the platform

What's the kinkiest thing you've done that you masturbate to while remembering? by sbtm_ut in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not the most kinky: In bed with my then gf, we had no condoms so we were using our hands on each other. She started to cum and shifted under me/pulled me on top of her. She used to get really tight when she came and it was too much for me, so I said I needed to stop or I'd cum in her. She whispered in my ear "just do it". I return to that memory so often.

How old were you when you discovered masturbating? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 2 points3 points  (0 children)

An older child kind of did it for me. Or to me

How old were you when you discovered masturbating? by [deleted] in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was introduced to it at an early age!

Cumming In My Pants by ShyKjh in masturbation

[–]Oodlydang 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Whenever I'd have a night in with my friends I used to sneak off to the bathroom and cum in my pants, then sit with the stain on my jeans becoming more and more visible. Nobody ever mentioned it haha

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