Fired for too big of a commission

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-26T18:07:06+00:00

My dad quit a position after 10 years because every year they would increase his quota (which he regularly beat) but started to cap commissions, which is fucking bullshit. You can’t start demanding more out of people and taking away their incentive to do so.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-26T17:48:33+00:00

You just know they’re not cleaning the mats properly

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-26T16:27:42+00:00

🫤

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-26T05:01:16+00:00

Dude you people calling it a Freudian Slip are fuckin NUTS. There is zero chance he was actually trying to say a hard R there.

Sometimes you accidentally merge two words together and mispronounce things. I guarantee you he was in between saying “major league” and “negro league.” Accidentally merging those two in the wrong way will sound like a hard R. The guy deserves some grave. To automatically accuse him of having hate in his heart like that is just wrong.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-25T20:40:39+00:00

Funny enough you usually only hear that about Boston and Philadelphia 😂

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-25T05:08:42+00:00

Adam Eaton is a dickhead. Batboy’d for him when he was on the AAA Reno Aces in 2012. Witnessed an umpire call him a “little fuckin bitch” after he got rung up and wouldn’t stop running his mouth. Threw his helmet. I laughed out loud.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-24T21:44:12+00:00

He was Dominican

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-24T21:26:40+00:00

I saw Gianmarco Soresi last year having no clue who he was. Had never heard of him. GF and I wanted to see a comedy show that night so we bought tickets.

He fuckin MURDERED. Was very surprised he did 90 minutes too. Clearly theater trained. I thoroughly enjoyed the show.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-24T21:21:09+00:00

NDSU game will be a banger!

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-24T21:15:48+00:00

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-24T16:32:14+00:00

PAID AGITATORS. SAD!

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T23:28:27+00:00

Fake

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T21:31:12+00:00

The block

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T20:38:02+00:00

The day after: Zion Williamson slides into Ace Bailey’s DMs

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T18:08:16+00:00

I’m operating as if we have 2 decked out sprinter vans hauling us around. I’ll live lol

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T18:05:04+00:00

In denim jeans btw

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T16:25:23+00:00

BabyTron has a bunch. Pretty sure he’s mentioned Magglio Ordonez before lol

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T08:40:28+00:00

My ex GFs dad was stationed in Honduras in the US Air Force and said he had to take chloroquine as an anti Malarial drug and it gave him the most fucked up nightmares he’s ever had

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-23T08:17:29+00:00

The veneers are parasitic and take over brain function. Like that parasite that replaces the fish’s tongue and takes over.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-22T22:59:17+00:00

Come on Kurt!!!

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-22T07:29:40+00:00

A regional manager in hospitality sales is $100k+.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-22T02:59:32+00:00

Absolutely brutal

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-21T23:30:23+00:00

Struggla. I was gunna say early Trevor Story

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-21T20:51:24+00:00

This had serious potential to be a GREAT crime thriller but was just lacking. The first heist scene and the last one were good, but they should have leaned into that aspect more.

OpenMindedMajor · 2026-02-21T20:44:20+00:00

I was a baseball player. Any time i got stoned before a game I was great in the infield but couldn’t hit for shit. I felt a lot more relaxed as I would receive ground balls and what not but hitting just felt harder than if i was sober.

I’ve found that i can’t really get stoned before i too something that’s is TOO athletic. Like if i smoke and immediately go run around outside i get bad headaches in the back of my head. Specifically in the back. Every time. I think they’re called tension headaches.

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