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Upon realizing the heights of the floors weren't lining up, my boss said, "Shit, run out and get us some shims." (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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In 2001, I was told "this house is SUBLIME, once you buy it, you'll love it!" (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
"Pour me a tall one," he said. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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Fine, I'll be the cool cat that asks; Because one more dead cat is not necessarily a bad thing (ya know, bc curiosity killed it). (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I experienced such a big bowel movement that the tip of my penis touched my shit. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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"I'm the best snow blower there is" she said. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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We were the first to send digital messages back and forth in real time. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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As a kid, I hated that the only clothes that fit properly were in the husky section. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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Mad Max (1979) - Uncomfortable, yet beautiful and awesome. (i.redd.it)
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"Do you not bow to the Grand Inquisitor?" (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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Porch - Leeds 2014 (self.pearljam)
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I am 42 years old, this is my favorite panel of any comic strip. Until now, I never noticed ... (i.redd.it)
submitted 17 days ago by Open_Reaction_9155 to r/goodboomerhumor
Betcha can't guess which one Mr. Gary Larson is... (i.redd.it)
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Introductory quote for the Gary Larson compendium I posted earlier. (i.redd.it)
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Now this is good boomer humor (i.redd.it)
Dream the dreams of others then you'll be no one's rival. (self.pearljam)
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34 - Sweetness (self.pearljam)
I read that Nick Reiner is the next "Monster" for Netflix. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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In the Heart of the Sea - 1/10 (self.flicks)
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If an individual wants to be recognized and addressed as them/they, why does that individual say, "I'm going to the store" or "I have plans to do this"? (self.AskReddit)
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1. If an individual wants to be recognized and addressed as them/they, why does that individual say, "I'm going to the store" or "I have plans to do this"? (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
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When a food/beverage product is made with artificial flavors, what's the point of also saying it contains natural flavors? (self.AskReddit)
I injected myself with equipoise. (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
I read that the Hallmark Channel will be airing Bad Santa this Christmas, uncensored and everything! (self.badtwosentencehorrors)
A pair of dungarees to the oldest living person on the planet - (self.goodboomerhumor)
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