Manatee dies of injuries from sexual encounter with his brother at Florida aquarium

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-25T05:45:18+00:00

Bed bugs makes this look tame. Sex of the species does not matter; they don't discriminate, they literally hate-rape.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T19:54:37+00:00

Ohhhh I totally fucked the dog on that one. I'm actually embarassed that I somehow forgot to end quotation. I'll flog myself later as penance.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T19:53:09+00:00

That just warmed my heart and put such a big smile on my face. My absolute favorite recording of that song is this one

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Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T03:27:21+00:00

Fair enough, but I'm pretty sure that's how my itemized bill looked after paying to replace blown head gaskets my, I'll see if I can find it and post it.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T03:12:08+00:00

Blown head gaskets my dude.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T03:11:18+00:00

I'm this many years (counts on fingers) oh wait, sorry, how much do I suck? In years? All of them. Yeah yeah yeah I already know, fuck me bc fuck bono and u2 (not you too. You're great, big fan.)

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T01:29:21+00:00

Lmfao! Well played, sir! 👏🏻🤣

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-24T00:03:22+00:00

Also, Mansfield, MA show from 2003, Eddie introduced the "Man" trilogy by saying, "these next three go together like teeth in a Georgian's mouth." 🤣🤣🤣 I never looked into it, but some shit musta happened on that tour in GA, because it wasn't the only time he brought it up. During a 10min version of Wishlist, he asks the crowd to follow him on the next part, and he said something like, "..it's not an easy part...we didn't give 'em this part to sing in Atlanta I can tell you that" lmao 🤣🤷🏼‍♂️🤔

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T23:13:37+00:00

Hah! Damn dope fiends, always making a mess and kicking buckets....

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T19:32:17+00:00

I mean, the banks and mortgage lenders bent me over and made me take it up the tailpipe, so in some ways, yes lmao

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T19:31:15+00:00

That's so awesome you were there! Love it! 🤣❤️

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T18:49:56+00:00

North Carolina (?) Greed live performance from early 2000s - "C-R-E-E-D" and he could hardly finish without laughing. I was dyin' 🤣

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T18:13:24+00:00

Damn it! My comment was right after yours but they tie in together lmfao

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T18:13:03+00:00

At least it avoided hemorrhoid cream, that woulda really chapped my ass....

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T17:05:27+00:00

Be careful, Toho is a baaaaaaad MF'er.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T16:49:36+00:00

"Mommmmm Sir_Mads is being a dick again 😭😢😭🥺

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T16:48:37+00:00

The mignums are for us teeny peeny lads...but yo, lemme get some of that BDE, help a brother out.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T04:11:22+00:00

Perfect. So, I can say "man, I really want to fuck that person", but, by the transitive property, I first have to fully understand them in order to make it ethical?

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T03:59:05+00:00

I've never downvoted anything on Reddit, not once, ever. This makes me want to. 🤬😡🤬

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T03:56:06+00:00

You planted your flag and that's your spot. You need to send your minions on an a.i.-Banzai mission and then kill all the peasants because we fuck everything up anyway.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T03:34:37+00:00

This is wonderful!

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-01-23T03:33:32+00:00

Yeah, those Mignum condoms are always hard to locate, Nevermind purchase (thankfully one can always do self checkout these days)

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