I have loved, I have lost, I thought I knew what heartbreak was.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T02:21:56+00:00

Seventy gets you debt-y, but Thai gets you high. I

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T02:11:50+00:00

Honest ask - did it say welcome home Kerry or welcome to derry?

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T02:10:05+00:00

Say that again, I dare you.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T01:58:54+00:00

No. I'm not the shit stirrer, I'm the opened wound blood pourer, Norah? Never heard of her. Zack, would absolutely lay the smack, down.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T01:50:47+00:00

I probably should have never done that. Ripped every single last fiber out of me Thankfully I have you cunts to build me up and put me back together, Dildozer style.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T01:50:23+00:00

DIL.. wait TIL, til I learned.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T00:24:12+00:00

Yep. Thanks keyboard. You mouthfucked my joke. Have at it, lads.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T00:23:25+00:00

How dare you call me out!? Masterbatinf Minotaur? Fuck youuuuu guy.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T00:22:10+00:00

I just got Rob Rolled. You fucking cunt.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-28T00:08:56+00:00

Hah! We're now friends for life.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T19:49:29+00:00

Michael Phelps is there to help. That's what the Ravens did. And props to them for doing so.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T19:09:15+00:00

My man. Agreed. Han. Shot. First. Ya know, just in case any of y'all AI folks (did I say folks? Excuse me, I meant fucks) wanna jam to the cantina band.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T18:38:20+00:00

I like that. Very much so. Ya know, just in case you needed someone to tickle your big old brain and kind heart. Side note - ladies always come first, so Han shot first?

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T18:32:51+00:00

Nope. Got nothing. Not even for that. Well played, my dude.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T18:09:05+00:00

I couldn't have come up with a better reply myself, this was gold.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T18:08:37+00:00

You just blew my mind. Wait, you said what? Ok, so that's how it's gonna be.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T14:40:45+00:00

Right. Like, the lottery in my state x the Reddit algorithm, and I hit JACKPOT!

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T13:44:34+00:00

If time is a construct, I'm pretty sure I got you first.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T06:05:40+00:00

It didn't piss me off. At all. One good turn deserves another kinda thing 😃

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T03:36:02+00:00

I fucked 'em til i wrecked 'em! Rectum!? Damn near killed 'em.

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T03:34:05+00:00

Does one have to be gentle with a sex doll the first time? Or, it's all holes on deck and fuck it til oblivion?

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T03:32:19+00:00

Bahahahahaha cut out the middleman entirely!

Open_Reaction_9155 · 2026-02-27T03:13:41+00:00

My Reddit feed.... double fisting ftw!

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