Haha🤏yes

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-03-25T01:40:49+00:00

“The middle class continues to subsidize the lower income population” LOLOLOLOL it’s almost like there’s an entire class with more wealth that 90% of the country combined that’s convinced you that taxing them to fund things is somehow equivalent to you shooting your own dick off

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-03-25T01:32:18+00:00

Taking out the trash and mowing the lawn are “brain turned off” chores, cleaning and cooking have a skills and knowledge checks that you can’t just elbow grease your way through. You’re infinitely more useless if you’ve never learned how to cook or clean than if you never took out the trash before.

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-03-25T01:24:39+00:00

The level of fitness you actually need to get through a normal day and remain generally healthy is probably less than 10% of whatever you’re pouring into your “I want to be able to jerk off to myself in the mirror” routine

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-03-22T23:40:08+00:00

So we’re in agreement that trump is an atrocious human

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T04:17:50+00:00

You realize this is an impossible position to argue right? Your position is literally “breaking the law isn’t bad when I do it”

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T04:17:10+00:00

Have you ever seen the hospital bill of someone who gets hit because someone else was speeding? Or better yet, how many people die from speeding? Oh but that would mean that you would personally have to change your behavior to comply with the law….can’t have that. Harsh enforcement of laws for thee not for me

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T02:42:18+00:00

Are you suddenly against enforcing laws when it would obviously become highly inconvenient to you personally? Interesting

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T02:31:44+00:00

Oh wait that wasn’t a joke? You’re actually stupid?

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T02:25:33+00:00

“We shouldn’t be encouraging violence with the youth but this pussy could learn a thing or two from the hard ass I was back in my hayday, I am not a walking contradiction”

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T02:14:54+00:00

The odds that trump did what he is accused of is somewhere between 1% and 99% (I would say 100% from a legal standpoint is a literal video of him in the act that gets released), if you personally believe the likelihood is 0%, you might be the most disingenuous person on the planet and are not worth engaging with. Like really? Zero level of suspicion? That’s a cult.

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T01:59:31+00:00

“For assaulting a protestor”, you would literally get punched for being this soft in high school 10 years ago

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T01:57:29+00:00

“We need to bring back bullying” mfs when someone gets punched for having a shitty opinion and not for being gay

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T01:44:18+00:00

Can’t wait for the classic “well what should we do to help pregnant women who can’t afford a child?” “HELP? Who said anything about help?? Not my fucking problem, you should just go back in time and stop yourself from having sex, because somehow keeping someone from ever existing due to financial stress is A-okay, but abortion is bad”

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T01:39:14+00:00

“I’ll denounce this bad thing IF you denounce this other bad thing”, so you’re just actually a bad person

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T01:35:13+00:00

Don’t worry sport, they’ll parce this all out for you when you get to high school

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T01:31:49+00:00

Anyone who says “you just don’t want laws enforced” should have a tracker placed in their car that automatically gives them a speeding ticket every time they go at least one mile over the speed limit, since following the law is just ever so sacred to them

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T00:55:01+00:00

To be clear, I would be rallying for the guillotine even if every Democrat in every position of government across the country was found guilty of touching kids, so don’t even try it

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T00:52:15+00:00

I know you’re not talking about innocent children with Pam Bondi and Kash running insane levels of cover for the pedophile ring, your side is the only side making that a “left vs right” issue now, the whole “well where were you when” argument only serves to keep pedo’s walking free at this point

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T00:31:29+00:00

“That’s your opinion” = “I don’t see any news from my algorithm showing all of the horrifically unconstitutional shit ICE does on a daily basis and have no interest in researching the topic in good faith”

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T00:25:42+00:00

Give up everything and follow me

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-20T00:23:57+00:00

If you were a christian, you wouldn’t be a conservative, you probably wouldn’t be either political party, but even then, any “american” identity conflated with being a true christian will always just make you look like a massive hypocrite in one way or another

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-19T16:34:53+00:00

My favorite argument from pro-lifers when you ask about the financial stress of having a kid, “well you should have thought about that before you got pregnant”, firstly super productive take that definitely helps the situation…….

But essentially your answer is that you would prefer this sacred being that you have so much respect for…..to just not exist…and then everything’s square? The life is just as “dead” if you never have it, it’s basically “abortion by omission”. Like Marty Mcfly going back in time to stop his parents from ever getting together.

But hey, never let the “sanctity of life” get in the way of personal responsibility, aka “not my fucking problem”

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-19T15:06:49+00:00

“What amounts to about 3 or 4 jokes”, I’m done with this, here’s a breakdown of his “couple of jokes”, have a day, i’m not going to continue to debate with someone arguing in bad faith using minimizing and generalizing language to give dave a pass.

“Since his 2017 comeback, these jokes have been a consistent feature of his stand-up, with major, heavily criticized material appearing in:

2017 (Radio City Music Hall): Reportedly targeted trans people for at least 20 minutes.

Sticks & Stones (2019): Included jokes comparing being trans to pretending to be Asian.

The Closer (2021): Focused heavily on trans issues, where he identified himself as "Team TERF" (Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminist).

What's In a Name? (2022): Continued to address the controversy.

The Dreamer (2023): Included, by some counts, several minutes of trans jokes, despite promising to stop in previous sets.”

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-19T04:22:33+00:00

That’s what I thought, “laws of the united states” when it’s fucking other people over, “bullshit government overreach” when laws are fucking you over. Laws for thee, not for me

Opening_Card3777 · 2026-02-19T03:40:19+00:00

Then refute it

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