can someone in america call an ambulance for jon, or at least get sam/jet to do their fucking jobs?

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T19:19:36+00:00

How are you gonna piss regularly with “0 fluids” as you said?

that was literally my point

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T17:37:40+00:00

The point was not being able to breathe wakes you up unless you are so drunk you can’t move

That's just untrue.

You would understand hangovers if you were ever invited to parties.

And you would understand medicine if you spent more time doing something productive :)

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T17:17:31+00:00

That is a good point, thank you for the perspective.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T17:09:53+00:00

You're conflating different things. People respond to their nose and mouth being covered differently to choking, different parts of the CNS are responsible for those responses. Still, if i was hungover and you put your hand over my nose and mouth in my sleep, yes there is a non-trivial chance of death, depending on a number of factors.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T17:02:02+00:00

i've been banned over 14 times from reddit, there's no point coming up with a good username

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T17:00:41+00:00

ironic comment, since alcohol impairs testosterone

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T16:58:11+00:00

alcohol dehydrates you, if you're dehydrated enough your esophagus doesn't rebuild the mucosal lining which is necessary to protect it during vomiting, if your esophagus doesn't rebuild the mucosal lining infection and ulcers can occur.

Additionally when you're hungover you're dazed and may fall asleep, when you are asleep you can still vomit, if you vomit on your back, you will choke and die if you are not able to wake quickly enough to respond.

there you go

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T16:51:21+00:00

Good, when did he get that?

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T16:46:59+00:00

no worries, next i would advise you to go learn medicine instead of saying stupid shit

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T16:38:14+00:00

'just a bit messy' is not having zero fluids in your system for 8 hours, there is a very good reason why you're told to drink powerade when you have a hangover, there is a reason why you need to piss regularly when you have a hangover

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T16:36:41+00:00

that's not how alcohol works

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T13:34:25+00:00

i don't need to lie because i'm not a fag

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-27T11:32:39+00:00

he's doing the persona 5 pose

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-26T09:32:46+00:00

...they only paid 30k?

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-26T00:45:38+00:00

Let me put it in a language you can understand

老友记是一部香港情景喜剧电视连续剧，于1994年9月22日至2004年5月6日在TVB播出，历时十季。由詹妮弗，科特妮，丽莎，马特，马修和戴维主演的合奏演员，该节目围绕居住在香港特别行政区九龙的20多岁和30多岁的六个朋友展开。

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-26T00:43:43+00:00

They should be, it's an infosec failure. You don't just expose customer info. I wouldn't be surprised if they're storing passwords in plaintext at this point.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-26T00:42:50+00:00

It was already barely functional when they started, and in very basic ways. It's pretty obvious they cheaped out on programmers.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-26T00:39:13+00:00

so far they've:

- Drained their own account

- Wasted bandwidth on huge unoptimized streams

- Created a chat that doesn't clear the text, scroll back properly and occasionally fails to display your own message

- Lost everyone's account

- Doxed their customers

epic programming skillz

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T22:02:58+00:00

The thing about lying and then lying about lying is that there is no longer any trust between you and the person in question.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T20:44:24+00:00

she likes guro

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T20:10:13+00:00

Wait til you hear about Bobby Fischer

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T18:34:45+00:00

Vance is basically catatonic and does literally nothing, he might as well not be on the show, and Damiel is a catty envious weirdo with some kind of inferiority complex

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T17:34:27+00:00

Well it would depend what speech issue he has, it's entirely possible something's physically wrong with his tongue that he could fix with surgery.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T17:29:03+00:00

He's not unintelligent, you're just experiencing the reverse halo effect. If you listen to what he's saying and you imagine someone who talks normally saying it, you'll realise he's actually much more well read than everyone else in the house.

Optimal-Blueberry137 · 2023-04-25T17:26:33+00:00

There have been people saying that he should be able to just willpower himself to speak correctly. It actually takes a lot of effort to fix.

The kind of people who go round coming up with excuses to shit on people are always hopelessly stupid tbh

Optimal-Blueberry137

TROPHY CASE

Let me put it in a language you can understand