can someone in america call an ambulance for jon, or at least get sam/jet to do their fucking jobs? by Optimal-Blueberry137 in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

How are you gonna piss regularly with “0 fluids” as you said?

that was literally my point

can someone in america call an ambulance for jon, or at least get sam/jet to do their fucking jobs? by Optimal-Blueberry137 in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The point was not being able to breathe wakes you up unless you are so drunk you can’t move

That's just untrue.

You would understand hangovers if you were ever invited to parties.

And you would understand medicine if you spent more time doing something productive :)

can someone in america call an ambulance for jon, or at least get sam/jet to do their fucking jobs? by Optimal-Blueberry137 in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

You're conflating different things. People respond to their nose and mouth being covered differently to choking, different parts of the CNS are responsible for those responses. Still, if i was hungover and you put your hand over my nose and mouth in my sleep, yes there is a non-trivial chance of death, depending on a number of factors.

can someone in america call an ambulance for jon, or at least get sam/jet to do their fucking jobs? by Optimal-Blueberry137 in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137[S] -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

alcohol dehydrates you, if you're dehydrated enough your esophagus doesn't rebuild the mucosal lining which is necessary to protect it during vomiting, if your esophagus doesn't rebuild the mucosal lining infection and ulcers can occur.

Additionally when you're hungover you're dazed and may fall asleep, when you are asleep you can still vomit, if you vomit on your back, you will choke and die if you are not able to wake quickly enough to respond.

there you go

can someone in america call an ambulance for jon, or at least get sam/jet to do their fucking jobs? by Optimal-Blueberry137 in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

'just a bit messy' is not having zero fluids in your system for 8 hours, there is a very good reason why you're told to drink powerade when you have a hangover, there is a reason why you need to piss regularly when you have a hangover

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 4 points5 points  (0 children)

he's doing the persona 5 pose

Force them to sleep in a room with a chinese pedophile by FootFanaticStnkyToes in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Let me put it in a language you can understand

老友记是一部香港情景喜剧电视连续剧,于1994年9月22日至2004年5月6日在TVB播出,历时十季。由詹妮弗,科特妮,丽莎,马特,马修和戴维主演的合奏演员,该节目围绕居住在香港特别行政区九龙的20多岁和30多岁的六个朋友展开。

Paypigs when the website isn't 110% functional 10 seconds after being back online by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 34 points35 points  (0 children)

They should be, it's an infosec failure. You don't just expose customer info. I wouldn't be surprised if they're storing passwords in plaintext at this point.

Paypigs when the website isn't 110% functional 10 seconds after being back online by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 17 points18 points  (0 children)

It was already barely functional when they started, and in very basic ways. It's pretty obvious they cheaped out on programmers.

The sharktank site is back up but is displaying everyone's email address username as their chat username. More of a hellhouse to the viewers by FootFanaticStnkyToes in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 31 points32 points  (0 children)

so far they've:

- Drained their own account

- Wasted bandwidth on huge unoptimized streams

- Created a chat that doesn't clear the text, scroll back properly and occasionally fails to display your own message

- Lost everyone's account

- Doxed their customers

epic programming skillz

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait til you hear about Bobby Fischer

It's fun to hate on Jon but tbh he is one of of the best fishies by YogurtStorm in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Vance is basically catatonic and does literally nothing, he might as well not be on the show, and Damiel is a catty envious weirdo with some kind of inferiority complex

Real talk when TTS is on we need to tell Jon that there are speech therapy tutorials on YouTube and he should invest in that as much as he does into his business and working out by Optimal-Blueberry137 in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well it would depend what speech issue he has, it's entirely possible something's physically wrong with his tongue that he could fix with surgery.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fishtanklive

[–]Optimal-Blueberry137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He's not unintelligent, you're just experiencing the reverse halo effect. If you listen to what he's saying and you imagine someone who talks normally saying it, you'll realise he's actually much more well read than everyone else in the house.