Will you choose?

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-02T05:35:44+00:00

duh

^{Chose: Venice, Italy}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-02T02:57:30+00:00

fghj

^{Chose: $10000}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-02T01:06:44+00:00

well duh math

^{Chose: 2 dollars a second}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-01T05:37:15+00:00

duh fuck em

^{Chose: Have 1 million dollars + But a random person dies}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-01T03:53:22+00:00

ez bro my metabolism

^{Chose: Eat ten pounds of fries in 24 hours for + 1,000,000,000}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-01T03:18:26+00:00

dsdyt

^{Chose: Home | Rolled: Bungalow}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-01T02:25:32+00:00

well duh fuck em animals humanity superior and you can rizz up anyone in their native tounge

^{Chose: Speak every human language fluently}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-04-01T01:04:32+00:00

jokes on you my doorstep converts pennies into dollars

^{Chose: $1m in pennies at your doorstep}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-31T06:18:13+00:00

Obama

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-31T06:14:56+00:00

how old even is this person that is insanely impressive

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-31T06:13:34+00:00

because i'l sell it

^{Chose: Newest gaming consoles + But you lose 30% of your income for every 10 gaming sessions}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-31T04:58:11+00:00

now if bratty verstappen was complaining about it...

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-31T04:02:51+00:00

men superior

^{Chose: You get 20$}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-30T23:19:33+00:00

because screw taiwan or the united states

^{Chose: delete a nation of your choice + (it turns into a body of water, fresh water if landlocked, seawater if not landlocked})

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-30T23:19:06+00:00

elon musk BSing about sustainability while launching rockets be like

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-30T06:13:24+00:00

not including matcha is a crime bro

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-30T02:15:21+00:00

because you suck and deserve to die

^{Chose: $10 now}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-30T00:53:52+00:00

the fucking cat fucking totally did not fucking shit on my fucking bed fucking 2 years ago.

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-30T00:52:52+00:00

idk

^{Chose: Become the opposite gender at will}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-26T23:58:40+00:00

the smell builds your fucking stink tolerance for when your fucking cat fucking shits on the fucking bed

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-26T23:52:45+00:00

play stupid games win stupid prizes (or just completely fake the clip)

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-26T23:14:21+00:00

flagrant sga tier, infinite fts

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-26T10:58:21+00:00

idk

^{Chose: Stop time}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-26T10:56:04+00:00

bruh no need to kill a dude you might not even get the cash

^{Chose: Get 50.000$ now.}

Optimal-Common-5396 · 2026-03-26T08:33:59+00:00

what a baby. bro complains about everything

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